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GUINNESS
@guinnessisacat.bsky.social
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AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦
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IT’S GETTING COLDER OUTSIDE

AND COZIER INSIDE
Guinness the black cat snuggled on a grey and white blanket.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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MIDWEEK MOOD
Guinness the black cat sleeping inside a cardboard box tilted on its side
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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WE HAVE A LASER POINTER AT HOME, THEY SAID
Guinness the black cat crouched on a carpet watching a reflected circle of light. The light is reflected off a watch being worn by Guinness’ human, who is sitting on the bed taking this photo.
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I’M A LITTLE BABY BUT I STILL LIKE TO RUMMAGE IN THE TRASH SOMETIMES 😽
Guinness the black cat sleeping peacefully on his blankie.
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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SUNDAY CUDDLES
Guinness the black cat lies on top of his human as they recline on a couch.
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I AM SO GOOD AT HIDING

HEE HEE HEE
Guinness the black cat hides in his cardboard witch’s house. He is hiding very skilfully, with the possible exception of his butt and tail hanging out of the doorway.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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HAPPY #CATURDAY 👅
A close up shot of Guinness the black cat enjoying a lickable tube treat
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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SO I SEE YOU’RE EATING BREAD
Guinness the black cat sits on a desk, staring directly at his human.
October 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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EMBRACE YOUR FEROCITY THIS #CATURDAY
Guinness lying in his box with a toy mouse on the floor beside him Guinness lying in his box, shoving a toy mouse into his mouth.
October 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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CRASHED IN MY BOX

COVERED IN CATNIP

THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME
Guinness the black cat lying in a cardboard box, fast asleep. Grains of catnip fleck his sides.
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY

IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME

ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING
Guinness the black cat sleeps contentedly in his cardboard cat bed (his box), one forepaw wrapped around his green catnip fish toy.
October 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!
Guinness the black cat curled up in a cardboard cat bed. Beside it is a much-destroyed version of the same cat bed.
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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HELLO

WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?
Guinness the black cat peers out the window of a cardboard scratch house for cats. The house is Halloween themed, purple with witch and pumpkin motifs. Guinness’s face fills the window, so only his round yellow eyes can be seen peering out of the darkness.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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HILL HOUSE, NOT SANE, STOOS BY ITSELF AGAINST THE HILLS, HOLDING DARKNESS WITHIN…
Guinness the black cat in a Halloween themed cardboard house built for cats. Only his round yellow eyes are visible against his face.
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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HEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY

YOU’RE DOING GREAT
Guinness the black cat reclining in his box, a cardboard cat bed that now more closely resembles a cardboard mat.
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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WATCHING THE TUMBLEWEEDS OF ETERNITY ROLL PAST
Guinness the black cat sits in his wooden kitchen chair with an absolutely blank expression. Not a single thought is happening in that fuzzy head, The barest tip of his tongue pokes out in a tiny blep.
September 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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BEHOLD MY DAINTY CROSSED PAWS
Guinness the black cat rests on his brown blankie, his forelegs extended out (they are very long) in front of him and his front paws daintily crossed one over the other.
September 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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THE VOID CALLS
Guinness the black cat flopped on a blue duvet, looking like he was not assembled correctly. His expression is haunted.
September 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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ONE OF MY LOVE LANGUAGES IS “FISH” AND ANOTHER IS “CHIPS.”
Guinness the black cat sits on a wooden kitchen chair, staring directly at the camera with an all-consuming gaze.
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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MY HUMAN CAME HOME WITH ANOTHER MIGRAINE

BUT I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW CURE

IT’S CALLED, “PRESS YOUR PAWS AGAINST THEIR FACE”

IDK IF IT TOTALLY HELPED THEM

BUT I FELT BETTER
Guinness the black cat on a bed in a dimly lit room, looking worried but industrious
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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HI WELCOME I HOPE MY SHENANIGANS BRING YOU JOY AND REST
Guinness the black cat sleeping curled up on a blue duvet
September 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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MAY I ENHANCE YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE BY SHOWING YOU HOW GOOD AND PRETTY I AM?
Guinness the black cat sits on a kitchen chair, his eyes wide, looking extremely good and pretty
September 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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IT WAS A GOOD SUMMER
Shot from above of Guinness the black cat in loaf formation on his human’s stomach, while they recline on a blue couch.
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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TWO COOL DUDES
Guinness the black cat chilling with his human.
August 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I AM A RENAISSANCE PORTRAIT
A moody shot of Guinness the black cat. He is curled on a blue duvet, looking upwards, one paw sticking out with claws slightly extended.
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM