olives
@olives.bsky.social
barely here, barely anywhere else. a poet or something. she/they/it. @powerfultulips other places
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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
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The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025!
survey.gendercensus.com
It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
survey.gendercensus.com
It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
July 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025!
survey.gendercensus.com
It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
survey.gendercensus.com
It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
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At some point you have to stop accepting "compromise", "optics", "reasonable centrism", "popularism" bullshit.
If you let the undesirables be mulched, you have allowed the creation of backdoors and loopsholes that give private actors and corporations a monopoly on the flow of global information.
If you let the undesirables be mulched, you have allowed the creation of backdoors and loopsholes that give private actors and corporations a monopoly on the flow of global information.
July 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
At some point you have to stop accepting "compromise", "optics", "reasonable centrism", "popularism" bullshit.
If you let the undesirables be mulched, you have allowed the creation of backdoors and loopsholes that give private actors and corporations a monopoly on the flow of global information.
If you let the undesirables be mulched, you have allowed the creation of backdoors and loopsholes that give private actors and corporations a monopoly on the flow of global information.
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revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
July 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
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There's a 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player if you were looking for good things going on in the world
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There's a 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player if you were looking for good things going on in the world
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what's your 200 millionth favorite frame you've ever seen in a film? for me it's probably this frame from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server is briefly seen walking a tray of sundaes in front of the characters. way down the list for me
June 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
what's your 200 millionth favorite frame you've ever seen in a film? for me it's probably this frame from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server is briefly seen walking a tray of sundaes in front of the characters. way down the list for me
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it’s interesting that they call it a heat “wave,” because i would like to “say”goodbye to it. or i mean i would like to “wave” goodbye to it
June 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
it’s interesting that they call it a heat “wave,” because i would like to “say”goodbye to it. or i mean i would like to “wave” goodbye to it
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IGNORANT GIRLMODING EGG: would you still love me if i was a worm
'HER' BOYFRIEND, WHO HAS UNKNOWINGLY BORNE THE SOUL OF A TRAPDOOR SPIDER IN HIS BODY SINCE HIS BIRTH: *sucking back excessive saliva, visibly wringing hands to suppress bib tying motion* yes. absolutely i would. uh. consider that good
'HER' BOYFRIEND, WHO HAS UNKNOWINGLY BORNE THE SOUL OF A TRAPDOOR SPIDER IN HIS BODY SINCE HIS BIRTH: *sucking back excessive saliva, visibly wringing hands to suppress bib tying motion* yes. absolutely i would. uh. consider that good
June 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
IGNORANT GIRLMODING EGG: would you still love me if i was a worm
'HER' BOYFRIEND, WHO HAS UNKNOWINGLY BORNE THE SOUL OF A TRAPDOOR SPIDER IN HIS BODY SINCE HIS BIRTH: *sucking back excessive saliva, visibly wringing hands to suppress bib tying motion* yes. absolutely i would. uh. consider that good
'HER' BOYFRIEND, WHO HAS UNKNOWINGLY BORNE THE SOUL OF A TRAPDOOR SPIDER IN HIS BODY SINCE HIS BIRTH: *sucking back excessive saliva, visibly wringing hands to suppress bib tying motion* yes. absolutely i would. uh. consider that good
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my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
May 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
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i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life
May 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life
Lowkey I just used “preclude” correctly in a sentence
December 20, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Lowkey I just used “preclude” correctly in a sentence
What the FUCK is the “Red Area”
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
What the FUCK is the “Red Area”
i need to be back in the snow
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
i need to be back in the snow
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i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
yay im a finalist
SUBMISSION 1: Olive
"JURY DUTY"
Written by Olive, formatted by Funk McLovin
"JURY DUTY"
Written by Olive, formatted by Funk McLovin
October 31, 2024 at 5:31 PM
yay im a finalist
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The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL
Colchester, IL
October 18, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL
Colchester, IL
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Is it too late to come back to Bluesky? I’m always getting new follower notifs so I figured I’d pop back in and say! My book is out! FAILURE TO COMPLY is avail wherever books are sold, and I’d love for you to check it out.
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Failure to Comply a book by Cavar
How far would you go to have real freedom? To have true autonomy of both mind and body? The narrator of Failure to Comply wants self-determination at all costs, and they want you to know what it did, ...
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October 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Is it too late to come back to Bluesky? I’m always getting new follower notifs so I figured I’d pop back in and say! My book is out! FAILURE TO COMPLY is avail wherever books are sold, and I’d love for you to check it out.
bookshop.org/p/books/fail...
bookshop.org/p/books/fail...
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please help & share if you can, we are really struggling rn
hi all, my household is in need of some help. we need $50-$100 to get some groceries as we are almost completely out of food. please share!
cashapp: JacknFrankie
paypal: frankienjack
cashapp: JacknFrankie
paypal: frankienjack
November 7, 2023 at 9:49 PM
please help & share if you can, we are really struggling rn