Dr. Funk McLovin
@funkmclovin.bsky.social
When your gf loves you
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
When your gf loves you
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moonburn #libetsdelae youtu.be/tAn3XE_d_CU?...
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
moonburn #libetsdelae youtu.be/tAn3XE_d_CU?...
Nyx to her biological children: I love you unconditionally but your primary function is to be of use to those you serve
Nyx to Zagreus: Ohhh my booboo bear. Ohhh my little angel boy. You can do no wrong do you understand? Do you understand?? My bunny kitten
Nyx to Zagreus: Ohhh my booboo bear. Ohhh my little angel boy. You can do no wrong do you understand? Do you understand?? My bunny kitten
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Nyx to her biological children: I love you unconditionally but your primary function is to be of use to those you serve
Nyx to Zagreus: Ohhh my booboo bear. Ohhh my little angel boy. You can do no wrong do you understand? Do you understand?? My bunny kitten
Nyx to Zagreus: Ohhh my booboo bear. Ohhh my little angel boy. You can do no wrong do you understand? Do you understand?? My bunny kitten
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hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
Gnosticism is a tough sell for some people because Jesus has essentially been the symbol for ritual abuse and cultism in the USA since it was founded
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Gnosticism is a tough sell for some people because Jesus has essentially been the symbol for ritual abuse and cultism in the USA since it was founded
Is the Brickster in the flight logs
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Is the Brickster in the flight logs
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February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
Good morning gu- (remembers to use gender neutral language) Good morning Everypony
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Good morning gu- (remembers to use gender neutral language) Good morning Everypony
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Come to my room we can play Sonic on Sega
Cool like Delibird fly like Yanmega
They see me say "is that Funk? No way-ga"
I'm in and out quick I'm slick like Omega
Cool like Delibird fly like Yanmega
They see me say "is that Funk? No way-ga"
I'm in and out quick I'm slick like Omega
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Come to my room we can play Sonic on Sega
Cool like Delibird fly like Yanmega
They see me say "is that Funk? No way-ga"
I'm in and out quick I'm slick like Omega
Cool like Delibird fly like Yanmega
They see me say "is that Funk? No way-ga"
I'm in and out quick I'm slick like Omega
So is every Vtuber racist now
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
So is every Vtuber racist now
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not only could you abolish ICE in a day you could abolish the Republican Party in three
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
not only could you abolish ICE in a day you could abolish the Republican Party in three
In Hades 2 we never see Rhea, Cronos's wife of myth. Given this we must assume that Cronos somehow mpregged himself. Have fanart on my desk by 5:00
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
In Hades 2 we never see Rhea, Cronos's wife of myth. Given this we must assume that Cronos somehow mpregged himself. Have fanart on my desk by 5:00
Rene Descartes comes home. His wife asks-
"Darling may I put hot pokers into your skin and tear off your fingernails and bounce your head off the floor like a basketball and set rabid ferrets upon you and sleep with your brother too?"
Rene Descartes replied "I think not!" and vanished.
"Darling may I put hot pokers into your skin and tear off your fingernails and bounce your head off the floor like a basketball and set rabid ferrets upon you and sleep with your brother too?"
Rene Descartes replied "I think not!" and vanished.
February 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Rene Descartes comes home. His wife asks-
"Darling may I put hot pokers into your skin and tear off your fingernails and bounce your head off the floor like a basketball and set rabid ferrets upon you and sleep with your brother too?"
Rene Descartes replied "I think not!" and vanished.
"Darling may I put hot pokers into your skin and tear off your fingernails and bounce your head off the floor like a basketball and set rabid ferrets upon you and sleep with your brother too?"
Rene Descartes replied "I think not!" and vanished.
jesus as anarchist stocks are rising
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
jesus as anarchist stocks are rising
I feel like my kin list is very different from a normal person's. I have St Valentinus, Jesus Christ-Theletos, Hermes Trismegistus, Nyx Hoddess Of Night. And of course Rose Lalonde
February 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I feel like my kin list is very different from a normal person's. I have St Valentinus, Jesus Christ-Theletos, Hermes Trismegistus, Nyx Hoddess Of Night. And of course Rose Lalonde
very demoralizing making an extensive commentary on the tripartite tractate then finding a gnosticism ai slop channel that has about 100x the output i have. and then someone calls ME ai slop
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
very demoralizing making an extensive commentary on the tripartite tractate then finding a gnosticism ai slop channel that has about 100x the output i have. and then someone calls ME ai slop
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Yaldabaoth checking in on his creation
Fifteen years ago on this very day, I made this low quality photoshop of a photo I took in 2002, and somehow it became a meme. You’re welcome.
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yaldabaoth checking in on his creation
i think i have found patient zero for the anti woke movement. this is from 2003
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i think i have found patient zero for the anti woke movement. this is from 2003
dear youtube video essayist you do not have to explain the history and release date of minecraft or other popular games we already know what it is because we clicked on a video about it.
"in 1996, the pokemon company-" SHUT UP PLEASE
"in 1996, the pokemon company-" SHUT UP PLEASE
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
dear youtube video essayist you do not have to explain the history and release date of minecraft or other popular games we already know what it is because we clicked on a video about it.
"in 1996, the pokemon company-" SHUT UP PLEASE
"in 1996, the pokemon company-" SHUT UP PLEASE
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."