river 🍄
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nothing annoys me more than when a stranger decides to try to argue with me and starts it out with "Honey" like do people intentionally do that rile people up
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
nothing annoys me more than when a stranger decides to try to argue with me and starts it out with "Honey" like do people intentionally do that rile people up
eating for the first time in 24 hours and its the most delicious chicken noodle soup ever. its definitely not so good because I haven't eaten
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
eating for the first time in 24 hours and its the most delicious chicken noodle soup ever. its definitely not so good because I haven't eaten
reading that many knitters hate doing 1x1 ribbing because you have to switch the yarn from front to back between each stitch has me Shocked. I actually love 1x1 because I love the repetitive action of moving the yarn and alternating stitches. TIL I'm a knitters with unpopular opinions on knitting
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
reading that many knitters hate doing 1x1 ribbing because you have to switch the yarn from front to back between each stitch has me Shocked. I actually love 1x1 because I love the repetitive action of moving the yarn and alternating stitches. TIL I'm a knitters with unpopular opinions on knitting
totally forgot fortnite was doing a kill bill collab and now The Bride is in game and honestly that's so funny to me
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
totally forgot fortnite was doing a kill bill collab and now The Bride is in game and honestly that's so funny to me
dreading a 4 hour drive by myself, how did I use to drive 1 way non stop from Charlotte, NC to Indiana??
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
dreading a 4 hour drive by myself, how did I use to drive 1 way non stop from Charlotte, NC to Indiana??
I wish I could literally drive home right now. I would if I could I miss my pets so bad
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I wish I could literally drive home right now. I would if I could I miss my pets so bad
oh healthy normal body save me from this miserable existence of the virus I currently have
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
oh healthy normal body save me from this miserable existence of the virus I currently have
getting stuck at my in laws house while sick and my husband flew across the country this morning
a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
Alt: a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
getting stuck at my in laws house while sick and my husband flew across the country this morning
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Mato Tipila,
11/30/2025, 10:57:23 AM
11/30/2025, 10:57:23 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mato Tipila,
11/30/2025, 10:57:23 AM
11/30/2025, 10:57:23 AM
tried to travel home yesterday but instead I hit a barrier wall and turned around 20 minutes into my nearly 4 hour drive. and now I've been up for 4 hours getting sick 😫
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
tried to travel home yesterday but instead I hit a barrier wall and turned around 20 minutes into my nearly 4 hour drive. and now I've been up for 4 hours getting sick 😫
I'm seeing the new wicked tonight and I haven't seen the first one yet but I have seen the musical many times so I feel like I'm going in half baked
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm seeing the new wicked tonight and I haven't seen the first one yet but I have seen the musical many times so I feel like I'm going in half baked
this morning was an absolute shit show I need approximately 3 joints to the face immediately
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this morning was an absolute shit show I need approximately 3 joints to the face immediately
today I learned that bocce ball is just a sport for people who are like "umm actually according to this search you're wrong"
today I learned that I'm not good at bocce ball
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
today I learned that bocce ball is just a sport for people who are like "umm actually according to this search you're wrong"
today I learned that I'm not good at bocce ball
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
today I learned that I'm not good at bocce ball
not my MIL saying "our house isn't fancy" but they have a mini wine cellar, a movie theater and a master bathroom with heated floors
a woman in a green dress is sitting on a blue couch and says okay .
Alt: Luann from RHONY shakes her head and rolls her eyes while fanning herself with a cue card of Andy's and says "Okay" in a giving up manner
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
not my MIL saying "our house isn't fancy" but they have a mini wine cellar, a movie theater and a master bathroom with heated floors
my husband is feeling sick and his cousins are immunocompromised so the family is doing a meeting to exchange foods and then doing a zoom meal 💀 this is actually so funny to me
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
my husband is feeling sick and his cousins are immunocompromised so the family is doing a meeting to exchange foods and then doing a zoom meal 💀 this is actually so funny to me
missing my pets rn. thats always the hard part of going out of town. I need my little monsters
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
missing my pets rn. thats always the hard part of going out of town. I need my little monsters
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Current* conditions near Montreal River Harbour, ON:
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Current* conditions near Montreal River Harbour, ON:
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November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Skyrdle 167 5/6
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
her team won and my parents in law were heckling the ref at the special olympics basketball game which really sums them up as people lmao
going to my sister in law's special olympics basketball tonight and I'm actually so excited to watch her play c:
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
her team won and my parents in law were heckling the ref at the special olympics basketball game which really sums them up as people lmao