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they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ ☆ 26 🔞 ☆ reality tv poster #survivor49 #tar38 #rhony #rhobh ☆ avid jonesy in a mini skirt enjoyer ☆ variety crafter ☆
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dirtybongos.bsky.social
ready to leave for ho ho hot mulligan ✌️
me! a white nonbinary person wearing teal round glasses is standing outside the car door holding up two peace signs. I did that to show off my bracelets (all made myself!) I'm wearing a black kayak jones hoodie with the hoodie strings tied in a bow. my hair is in two poorly done French braids
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
homemade Spanish rice presented to you by: my grandmother's canned stewed tomatoes
homemade Spanish rice thats bright orange in a clear container on top of a glass electric stove top
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
rate my smoking spot
my view when I go outside to smoke a joint. you can see a backyard full of snow and an empty field covered in snow. you can see a slight hill on the left side. in the snow you can see one set of foot tracks from myself. there is a much smaller set of animal footsteps in view, crossing paths with mine. if you look closely there's actually a third set of tracks, these are confirmed rabbit tracks. the sky is blue and mostly clear
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
I destroyed these things. I don't think I ever used this pair before today. I don't even have tight tension when I knit, this project just had large increases very rapidly 💔
a close up picture of two broken knitting needles. both needle tips have been broken off but the right needle is significantly shorter and sharper. the left needle has a more blunt and slanted tip with a bunch of gashes in the needle from the other digging into it to pick up the stitches.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
I've been splitting my music listening between two apps because I'm progressively moving music apps but these were still incredibly accurate. I listen to 3/5 of these albums yesterday 💀
My Spotify wrapped top 5 albums of the year. 1. Mayhem by Lady Gaga 2. GNX by Kendrick Lamar 3. The Sound a Body Makes When It's Still by Hot Mulligan 4. two houses by food house, Gupi, and Fraxiom 5. Smoochies by Ashnikko my top artist is Kesha with 822 minutes listened and a top 0.2% global fan.
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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my knitting set up on the drive to Chicago, I'm trying to finish the beanie I'm making for my brother in law
an open compartment on the dash of the car holding my skein of yarn, needle caps, and row counter. you can see the beanie in progrsss which is green in my lap with a very large pink water bottle on the floor between my feet
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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moose on the loose
a brown and white bunny sitting near a crochet pet bed and a play tunnel a brown and white bunny in motion hopping out of the cat bed
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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the only picture I took of hot mulligan on Wednesday was this because the background videos were so funny
hot mulligan on stage performing "monster burger and a $5 beer" you can see Chris Freeman playing guitar and singing into the microphone. the lighting is red and purple and you can see a cheese burger on the background video on the stage
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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my cats had a WWE smackdown in my bed and they both left behind piles of hair so there was no clear winner here. tune in tomorrow to see who wins, dagger or bobby.
dagger, a tuxedo cat wearing a blue and green cat hat with holes for their ears Bobby, an orange cat chewing on his toes.
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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splooted bun
a white and brown spotted bunny is laying on the floor near a crochet pet bed. He has one back leg completely splayed out and the other is bent like a French girl. his ears are up and slightly slanted, he's just chilling
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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unrelated to my last post.. this was the morning smoke sesh fit today. I'm a fashion star 🌟
a white nonbinary person standing and smiling while holding a joint and a glass of iced coffee with a ridiculously tall straw. I'm wearing a blue and green beanie crocheted by my husband, a dark purple knit scarf (my first ever knit finished object), a red flannel zip up pullover (my smoking sweater), my favorite pink capri sleep pants, fuzzy cherry tall socks and my husband's frog slippers (that doesn't fit my feet lmao). I am representing fashion here at the utmost capacity /s
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
my husband excitedly wanted to take pictures of my outfit so I let him 🥰
a picture of me standing with one foot out. my hair is dark brown and down and I'm wearing a lilac crochet bandana made by my husband. Im wearing a dark grey ombre flower dress that goes about 1.5 inch from the knees and black thigh high socks. Im wearing black chunk heeled shoes similar to a Wednesday Addams' style. Im smiling but my head is turned away from the camera and my eyes are closed.
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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my orange son helping me with my knitting
my lap which has a dark blue soft blanket draped over it, an orange cat sitting in between my legs. a knitting project with aqua colored yarn sits on my lap
September 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
the way he immediately turned around once she did... you're not slick vince #bb27
Vince standing in front of a mirror with whore written in lipstick on it
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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both my husband and I's WIPs are purple currently which I thought was silly and cute
2 work in progresses sitting on a couch. one is on knitting needles and one is on a crochet hook. both are purple. you can see an orange cats legs peeking in at the top
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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#RachelForAFP #bb27
rachel reilly wearing her classic red color smirking at the camera eating some cottage cheese
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
when your girlfriend who is a reality tv Hater even says what they did was bad #bb27
screenshot of text exchange between my girlfriend and I. her: have they ever done that before? me: no. because it goes against the entire spirit of the game *sobbing emoji* her: Yeah like eliminating people without voting kind of nullifies the entire social aspect of the game me: exactly
September 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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how this #bb27 episode finds me
a very high meowskulls (fortnite character)
September 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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impossible task done! I just need to get a steamer to block it before seaming it together to wear c:
I'm quite proud of this one and I cant wait to actually wear my first item I knit myself!
a knit shrug in a purple color folded up into a square. its sitting on top of a green chair
September 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
a precious little baby!
a tuxedo cat named Dagger sitting on my husband's lap. shes looking right at the camera with love
September 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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this woman is really passing off a shein hat as hand made work. ok girl.
shein link to the hat that mickey claims she bought from T'kor
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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mastermind is back ok purr #bb27
mastermind yassified edit idk credit im sorry if someone knows please let me know
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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life imitates art #bb27
bbscreenshots image of rachel cleaning. shes wearing a skirt and heels and you can see her bra and her bra holding lip gloss bbscreenshots image of rachel cleaning from above in said outfit bbscreenshots image of rachel cleaning the bathroom from above again
August 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
dirtybongos.bsky.social
how did I get lauren?? 😭 #bb27
which big brother 27 houseguest are you? quiz result. I got Lauren and her caption is "you might be too nice for your own good, but people love you."
August 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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She just told me Keanu will be winning BBBB tonight! #BB27
my tuxedo cat dagger laying on a bag of fiber stuffing for plushies
August 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM