Almost Human
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You can't make this shit up. ICE recruitment used AI tools to sort applicants based on experience with law enforcement but fucked it up by including everyone who used the word "officer" in their application as "law enforcement officers"... who didn't require training.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
You can't make this shit up. ICE recruitment used AI tools to sort applicants based on experience with law enforcement but fucked it up by including everyone who used the word "officer" in their application as "law enforcement officers"... who didn't require training.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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The resistance I see in every video from Minnesota is inspiring. Regular people are standing up to heavily armed fucks who have no regard for human life; no moral compass; no true desire beyond harming other people.
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The resistance I see in every video from Minnesota is inspiring. Regular people are standing up to heavily armed fucks who have no regard for human life; no moral compass; no true desire beyond harming other people.
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it's very clear that this is a template for how they're going to approach other cities
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
it's very clear that this is a template for how they're going to approach other cities
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
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On January 14, after ICE carried out yet another shooting in Minneapolis, a crowd chased them out of the neighborhood and gained control of their vehicles.
In this firsthand account, an anonymous participant describes what took place.
In this firsthand account, an anonymous participant describes what took place.
North Minneapolis Chases Out ICE
After ICE carried out yet another shooting in Minneapolis, a crowd chased them away and gained control of their vehicles. A firsthand account.
crimethinc.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:41 AM
On January 14, after ICE carried out yet another shooting in Minneapolis, a crowd chased them out of the neighborhood and gained control of their vehicles.
In this firsthand account, an anonymous participant describes what took place.
In this firsthand account, an anonymous participant describes what took place.
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Check out my latest interviews and live coverage of the protests against ICE shootings and raids in Minneapolis.
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Check out my latest interviews and live coverage of the protests against ICE shootings and raids in Minneapolis.
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January 15, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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I was able to upload them to bsky.
ICE keeps leaving valuable intel laying around.
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I was able to upload them to bsky.
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ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
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A dad not involved in protests was just trying to get his six children away from the danger and chaos ICE is unleashing on his Minneapolis neighborhood.
ICE agents flash banged his vehicle injuring all six children, including a six month old baby. All were rushed to hospital by EMS.
ICE agents flash banged his vehicle injuring all six children, including a six month old baby. All were rushed to hospital by EMS.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 AM
A dad not involved in protests was just trying to get his six children away from the danger and chaos ICE is unleashing on his Minneapolis neighborhood.
ICE agents flash banged his vehicle injuring all six children, including a six month old baby. All were rushed to hospital by EMS.
ICE agents flash banged his vehicle injuring all six children, including a six month old baby. All were rushed to hospital by EMS.
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I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!!
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!!
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
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Is there really a crusading piss avenger in minneapolis
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Is there really a crusading piss avenger in minneapolis
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if nothing else, he has guaranteed that there is going to be a rapid response force of wine moms and honda fit dads ready to run interference at every single polling station
he very well may try some bullshit after the votes are counted, but he isn't going to be able to stop them being cast
he very well may try some bullshit after the votes are counted, but he isn't going to be able to stop them being cast
Folks, Trump has brought the full force of ICE to bear on a mid-sized city and he can't even stop the demonstrations there. He's not going to be able to cancel the midterm elections by fiat or station his goons outside more than a handful of polling places.
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
if nothing else, he has guaranteed that there is going to be a rapid response force of wine moms and honda fit dads ready to run interference at every single polling station
he very well may try some bullshit after the votes are counted, but he isn't going to be able to stop them being cast
he very well may try some bullshit after the votes are counted, but he isn't going to be able to stop them being cast
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It’s going well for JD Vance on Twitter
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
It’s going well for JD Vance on Twitter
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Hey everyone,
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Hey everyone,
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
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every accusation...
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
every accusation...
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Susie has different dialogue in these two rooms in Dark Sanctuary depending on if you went to Ralsei's room in Castle Town earlier in the chapter or not.
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Susie
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Susie
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Susie has different dialogue in these two rooms in Dark Sanctuary depending on if you went to Ralsei's room in Castle Town earlier in the chapter or not.
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Susie
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Susie
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January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.
We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.
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Okay so I actually started feeling better after I posted this. The moral of the story is that sometimes whining works
I’M TIRED OF BEING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Okay so I actually started feeling better after I posted this. The moral of the story is that sometimes whining works