Melody Watson
@ohnomelody.bsky.social
editor of your favourite ttrpgs. she is an unlicensed hottie, a pest, a scoundrel and a menace.
living on kaurna land (never ceded)
living on kaurna land (never ceded)
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Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay
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You should check out We Contain Solitudes - it’s a duet game about people connecting through a time loop (think Russian Doll) and uses a very cool structure and constraints for writing out the setup and scenes
Fuck it. We Contain Solitudes is pay what you want now. Let's call it a sale, or something.
sevencrowsgames.itch.io/we-contain-s...
sevencrowsgames.itch.io/we-contain-s...
August 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You should check out We Contain Solitudes - it’s a duet game about people connecting through a time loop (think Russian Doll) and uses a very cool structure and constraints for writing out the setup and scenes
On Mighty Wheels (real ones know)
August 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
On Mighty Wheels (real ones know)
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coming soon: SUZi, a new TTRPG about sex robots! everyone starts with the same character, you play a solo game with lifepaths to figure out how you broke free, and then you work together to stay safe from humanity and eventually transcend the limitations of form
(art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)
(art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)
July 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
coming soon: SUZi, a new TTRPG about sex robots! everyone starts with the same character, you play a solo game with lifepaths to figure out how you broke free, and then you work together to stay safe from humanity and eventually transcend the limitations of form
(art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)
(art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)
*smashing the table* GIVE US THE JUICE
July 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
*smashing the table* GIVE US THE JUICE
this is the maximum emotion my face can muster at this point
July 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
this is the maximum emotion my face can muster at this point
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im so sick of seeing slogans like "trans rights are human rights" or "we exist". put something cool on your t shirt like "i will fucking kill you you pussy bitch"
June 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
im so sick of seeing slogans like "trans rights are human rights" or "we exist". put something cool on your t shirt like "i will fucking kill you you pussy bitch"
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artemis is out! learn how to flirt with a spaceship (a chair), learn how to make out with a thruster (table)
now on stupid little pig games:
Artemis
arrange furniture into the form of a spaceship, then you and your friends serve the Mothership as Her loyal submissives
infamously (and bravely) played at a few cons
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io/artemis
Artemis
arrange furniture into the form of a spaceship, then you and your friends serve the Mothership as Her loyal submissives
infamously (and bravely) played at a few cons
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io/artemis
Artemis by stupid little pig games
let a spaceship domme you as you lick furniture.
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io
June 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
artemis is out! learn how to flirt with a spaceship (a chair), learn how to make out with a thruster (table)
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announcing: my itch.io of weird and erotic games is back. for now, im bringing back Kirigami Dominatrix Display Simulator, a game of D/s sex and cutting paper.
find me at Stupid Little Pig Games
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io
find me at Stupid Little Pig Games
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io
stupid little pig games
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io
June 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
announcing: my itch.io of weird and erotic games is back. for now, im bringing back Kirigami Dominatrix Display Simulator, a game of D/s sex and cutting paper.
find me at Stupid Little Pig Games
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io
find me at Stupid Little Pig Games
stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io
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MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME THE GAME RANDOMLY POPS OFF AND EVERYONE DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT AND DISCOVER THAT THEY LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S VERY GOOD, WHO KNOWS itch.io/c/5515377/do...
Dollhouse Drama and Expansions - Collection by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock
A collection by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock
itch.io
June 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME THE GAME RANDOMLY POPS OFF AND EVERYONE DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT AND DISCOVER THAT THEY LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S VERY GOOD, WHO KNOWS itch.io/c/5515377/do...
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It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art
May 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art
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the world we want is inevitable
remember
the world they want is impossible
fascism is an unnatural resistance to change
freedom and diversity are natural processes that cannot be stopped
they can never win
hold on and stand firm, for there are forces behind you they can't even comprehend
the world they want is impossible
fascism is an unnatural resistance to change
freedom and diversity are natural processes that cannot be stopped
they can never win
hold on and stand firm, for there are forces behind you they can't even comprehend
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the world we want is inevitable
what up, i got the surgery that makes you a bimbo but then it turns out that's not a thing?? can't believe i still have to have complex concerns and desires UGH
May 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
what up, i got the surgery that makes you a bimbo but then it turns out that's not a thing?? can't believe i still have to have complex concerns and desires UGH
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❗AUSTRALIA❗
We are pleased to confirm that Worthy of the Event by your own Vivian Blaxell is:
IN 😀
STORES 👊
NOW 🏁
Appreciate your patience 🙏 Available wherever books are sold, but if it's all the same to you, perhaps you'd like to purchase at Hares and Hyenas, Naarm/Melbourne's LGBTQ+ bookshop? 👇
We are pleased to confirm that Worthy of the Event by your own Vivian Blaxell is:
IN 😀
STORES 👊
NOW 🏁
Appreciate your patience 🙏 Available wherever books are sold, but if it's all the same to you, perhaps you'd like to purchase at Hares and Hyenas, Naarm/Melbourne's LGBTQ+ bookshop? 👇
Worthy of the Event: An Essay
Buy Worthy of the Event: An Essay by Vivian Blaxell from your local bookstore. A trans essayist with a checkered past takes on the big questions of...
www.hares-hyenas.com.au
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
❗AUSTRALIA❗
We are pleased to confirm that Worthy of the Event by your own Vivian Blaxell is:
IN 😀
STORES 👊
NOW 🏁
Appreciate your patience 🙏 Available wherever books are sold, but if it's all the same to you, perhaps you'd like to purchase at Hares and Hyenas, Naarm/Melbourne's LGBTQ+ bookshop? 👇
We are pleased to confirm that Worthy of the Event by your own Vivian Blaxell is:
IN 😀
STORES 👊
NOW 🏁
Appreciate your patience 🙏 Available wherever books are sold, but if it's all the same to you, perhaps you'd like to purchase at Hares and Hyenas, Naarm/Melbourne's LGBTQ+ bookshop? 👇
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It took many hours of hard graft and much blood spilled into the thirsty black soil, but the PDF is finally out! Happy Harvest Day all - pray you are not the one whose blood must be spilled, but the one to hold the knife!
I'm fucking thrilled, the game looks gorgeous, and I'm thriving!!!
I'm fucking thrilled, the game looks gorgeous, and I'm thriving!!!
Possum Creek is proud to release Harvest, a new folk horror Belonging Outside Belonging TTRPG based on Midsommar and The Wicker Man
warehouse23.com/products/har...
warehouse23.com/products/har...
Harvest
The people of a remote British island have carved out a good life, far from the churning of industry and the march of imperialism. Yet their paradise comes at a price. Life must be paid for in death. ...
warehouse23.com
May 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It took many hours of hard graft and much blood spilled into the thirsty black soil, but the PDF is finally out! Happy Harvest Day all - pray you are not the one whose blood must be spilled, but the one to hold the knife!
I'm fucking thrilled, the game looks gorgeous, and I'm thriving!!!
I'm fucking thrilled, the game looks gorgeous, and I'm thriving!!!
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Possum Creek is proud to release Harvest, a new folk horror Belonging Outside Belonging TTRPG based on Midsommar and The Wicker Man
warehouse23.com/products/har...
warehouse23.com/products/har...
Harvest
The people of a remote British island have carved out a good life, far from the churning of industry and the march of imperialism. Yet their paradise comes at a price. Life must be paid for in death. ...
warehouse23.com
May 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Possum Creek is proud to release Harvest, a new folk horror Belonging Outside Belonging TTRPG based on Midsommar and The Wicker Man
warehouse23.com/products/har...
warehouse23.com/products/har...
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Good girl. Bad girl. Whatever. She'll thank you for it, unless that's not what you like.
there is no self, there is only you by Geostatonary
a game of being broken and put back together
geostatonary.itch.io
May 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Good girl. Bad girl. Whatever. She'll thank you for it, unless that's not what you like.
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[Tintoy voice] good game design is when you get a good girl at the end.
STOP talking about Good Game Design (????)
START talking about Good Girl Design (🥰💖)
START talking about Good Girl Design (🥰💖)
May 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[Tintoy voice] good game design is when you get a good girl at the end.
local bimbos are visiting IKEAS in your area....... NOW
April 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
local bimbos are visiting IKEAS in your area....... NOW
JK Rowling is a cunt
April 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
JK Rowling is a cunt
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Write to your goddamn MPs, stand with your trans neighbours, watch the films of Alice Maio Mackay.
April 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Write to your goddamn MPs, stand with your trans neighbours, watch the films of Alice Maio Mackay.
Yes..... Ha Ha Ha .... YES!
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yes..... Ha Ha Ha .... YES!
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in my Faggot Games TTRPG Jam game "FUCK ME (like i'm) STUPID", each playbook answers the same questions, a sort of bimbo Voight-Kampff test, but has different answers. these are the answers available to the Plastic Princess...
April 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
in my Faggot Games TTRPG Jam game "FUCK ME (like i'm) STUPID", each playbook answers the same questions, a sort of bimbo Voight-Kampff test, but has different answers. these are the answers available to the Plastic Princess...