Max C. 🇵🇸
@maxisherealso.bsky.social
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Max C. 🇵🇸
@maxisherealso.bsky.social
· May 13
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Ended up seeing The Goonies after all. And I’m honestly glad I did.
I just wish they’d gotten that Batman Forever print so I could have sat through *those* two hours of sheer noise instead!
I just wish they’d gotten that Batman Forever print so I could have sat through *those* two hours of sheer noise instead!
December 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ended up seeing The Goonies after all. And I’m honestly glad I did.
I just wish they’d gotten that Batman Forever print so I could have sat through *those* two hours of sheer noise instead!
I just wish they’d gotten that Batman Forever print so I could have sat through *those* two hours of sheer noise instead!
chrissake, 2025, are you DONE
Legendary screen siren and animal rights activist Brigitte Bardot has died at age 91. The alluring former model starred in numerous movies, often playing the highly sexualized love interest. n.pr/3N3Tnhg
Brigitte Bardot, sex goddess of cinema, has died
Legendary screen siren and animal rights activist Brigitte Bardot has died at age 91. The alluring former model starred in numerous movies, often playing the highly sexualized love interest.
n.pr
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
chrissake, 2025, are you DONE
Santa Stole Our Dog is already on YouTube in HD, but with a misleading AI thumbnail which is absolutely the wrong way to draw attention to it. So here it is on my channel with a thumbnail that sums up how gonzo it really is, enjoy hahaha
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Santa Stole Our Dog is already on YouTube in HD, but with a misleading AI thumbnail which is absolutely the wrong way to draw attention to it. So here it is on my channel with a thumbnail that sums up how gonzo it really is, enjoy hahaha
I like how by mistake, the Letterboxd backdrops for Polar Express include stills from an actually very watchable film
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I like how by mistake, the Letterboxd backdrops for Polar Express include stills from an actually very watchable film
“Oh, Eben. Is it really me?”
Love can never be as powerful as to change time, but maybe it is more beautiful that love can traverse time. The shivers I felt watching that cut to colour.
Also, this is the 500th entry on this year’s cinema diary.
500th.
For heaven’s sake.
Love can never be as powerful as to change time, but maybe it is more beautiful that love can traverse time. The shivers I felt watching that cut to colour.
Also, this is the 500th entry on this year’s cinema diary.
500th.
For heaven’s sake.
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Oh, Eben. Is it really me?”
Love can never be as powerful as to change time, but maybe it is more beautiful that love can traverse time. The shivers I felt watching that cut to colour.
Also, this is the 500th entry on this year’s cinema diary.
500th.
For heaven’s sake.
Love can never be as powerful as to change time, but maybe it is more beautiful that love can traverse time. The shivers I felt watching that cut to colour.
Also, this is the 500th entry on this year’s cinema diary.
500th.
For heaven’s sake.
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December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
An uncanny horror show of white woman privilege; Elizabeth Taylor bossing and orientalising up a storm, Richard Burton chilling to the bone as a commanding, flesh-covered Grim Reaper, Noël Coward as the butler archetype flipped on its head, and there is also a talking bird. Joseph Losey unhinged.
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
An uncanny horror show of white woman privilege; Elizabeth Taylor bossing and orientalising up a storm, Richard Burton chilling to the bone as a commanding, flesh-covered Grim Reaper, Noël Coward as the butler archetype flipped on its head, and there is also a talking bird. Joseph Losey unhinged.
Just when I worry about artificially achieving 6K followers due to desperate people repeatedly having to set up accounts, here come some bots to deliberately make it worse!
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just when I worry about artificially achieving 6K followers due to desperate people repeatedly having to set up accounts, here come some bots to deliberately make it worse!
Why do I keep seeing tacks left on the train floors now?!
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why do I keep seeing tacks left on the train floors now?!
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Tan
M&M's
1975-1995
The "M&M's Man" campaign introduced the concept of a community of M&M's, and with tan in the colour mix at the time, so were numerous tan spokescandies - never given a defining role, though. The M&M's website in 1996 portrayed the retired Tan as friends with his successor, Blue.
M&M's
1975-1995
The "M&M's Man" campaign introduced the concept of a community of M&M's, and with tan in the colour mix at the time, so were numerous tan spokescandies - never given a defining role, though. The M&M's website in 1996 portrayed the retired Tan as friends with his successor, Blue.
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tan
M&M's
1975-1995
The "M&M's Man" campaign introduced the concept of a community of M&M's, and with tan in the colour mix at the time, so were numerous tan spokescandies - never given a defining role, though. The M&M's website in 1996 portrayed the retired Tan as friends with his successor, Blue.
M&M's
1975-1995
The "M&M's Man" campaign introduced the concept of a community of M&M's, and with tan in the colour mix at the time, so were numerous tan spokescandies - never given a defining role, though. The M&M's website in 1996 portrayed the retired Tan as friends with his successor, Blue.
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
Requested by @hbaldwin871.bsky.social.
M&M's Commercial (1986)
YouTube video by mycommercials
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Requested by @hbaldwin871.bsky.social.
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
It stinks that some fans will impersonate as means of advocating, without considering how degrading it would be for the cause, and it sucks that we end up 95% falling for it. That said, it does feel rewarding when you spread their mimicry as far as to see their hubris catch up to them in mere hours.
I'm just letting you know that Ahn recently posted on Instagram that this was an impersonator and not him. I still think the petition still stands but wanted to give the heads up cause one of my friends caught this.
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It stinks that some fans will impersonate as means of advocating, without considering how degrading it would be for the cause, and it sucks that we end up 95% falling for it. That said, it does feel rewarding when you spread their mimicry as far as to see their hubris catch up to them in mere hours.
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
Stop motion x body horror = "Playing God".
An Italian/French short film by Matteo Burani.
Now online >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMq...
An Italian/French short film by Matteo Burani.
Now online >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMq...
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Stop motion x body horror = "Playing God".
An Italian/French short film by Matteo Burani.
Now online >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMq...
An Italian/French short film by Matteo Burani.
Now online >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMq...
It stinks that some fans will impersonate as means of advocating, without considering how degrading it would be for the cause, and it sucks that we end up 95% falling for it. That said, it does feel rewarding when you spread their mimicry as far as to see their hubris catch up to them in mere hours.
I'm just letting you know that Ahn recently posted on Instagram that this was an impersonator and not him. I still think the petition still stands but wanted to give the heads up cause one of my friends caught this.
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It stinks that some fans will impersonate as means of advocating, without considering how degrading it would be for the cause, and it sucks that we end up 95% falling for it. That said, it does feel rewarding when you spread their mimicry as far as to see their hubris catch up to them in mere hours.
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger (2002)
Episode 5
Episode 5
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger (2002)
Episode 5
Episode 5
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This is a real, unedited scene from family-friendly Christmas comedy movie Santa Stole Our Dog
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is a real, unedited scene from family-friendly Christmas comedy movie Santa Stole Our Dog
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
#KnoxRobbinsArt All creatures, formed or gormless, need some holiday spirit! This jersey-wearing elf (still unnamed) has took it upon herself to spread some joy in their world's yearly 'Schidzgiving' season! Happy holidays and merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
#KnoxRobbinsArt All creatures, formed or gormless, need some holiday spirit! This jersey-wearing elf (still unnamed) has took it upon herself to spread some joy in their world's yearly 'Schidzgiving' season! Happy holidays and merry Christmas!
Love that my @retiredmascots.bsky.social is on the verge of a spike in followers because of a trans cow who shoots milk out of his udders through a blaster gun
Uder
Kellogg's Cereal & Milk Bars
1999-2006
George Longley created Kellogg's crime-fighting bovine super soldier, who shot milk out of his udders through a milk launcher to transform Kellogg's cereal boxes into Cereal & Milk Bars – and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a cow. "Milk it!"
Kellogg's Cereal & Milk Bars
1999-2006
George Longley created Kellogg's crime-fighting bovine super soldier, who shot milk out of his udders through a milk launcher to transform Kellogg's cereal boxes into Cereal & Milk Bars – and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a cow. "Milk it!"
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Love that my @retiredmascots.bsky.social is on the verge of a spike in followers because of a trans cow who shoots milk out of his udders through a blaster gun
The negatives outweigh the positives here
New look at Nicolas Cage as John Madden in David O’Russell’s ‘MADDEN’ movie.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The negatives outweigh the positives here
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
Uder
Kellogg's Cereal & Milk Bars
1999-2006
George Longley created Kellogg's crime-fighting bovine super soldier, who shot milk out of his udders through a milk launcher to transform Kellogg's cereal boxes into Cereal & Milk Bars – and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a cow. "Milk it!"
Kellogg's Cereal & Milk Bars
1999-2006
George Longley created Kellogg's crime-fighting bovine super soldier, who shot milk out of his udders through a milk launcher to transform Kellogg's cereal boxes into Cereal & Milk Bars – and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a cow. "Milk it!"
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Uder
Kellogg's Cereal & Milk Bars
1999-2006
George Longley created Kellogg's crime-fighting bovine super soldier, who shot milk out of his udders through a milk launcher to transform Kellogg's cereal boxes into Cereal & Milk Bars – and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a cow. "Milk it!"
Kellogg's Cereal & Milk Bars
1999-2006
George Longley created Kellogg's crime-fighting bovine super soldier, who shot milk out of his udders through a milk launcher to transform Kellogg's cereal boxes into Cereal & Milk Bars – and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a cow. "Milk it!"
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
Edging ever so close to an artificially inflated 6,000 follower milestone because Gazan people are repeatedly setting up accounts trying to reach me. I am so sorry, but it's gotten to a point where I have to block them again. I will continue to do the best I can to help Palestinians in need, though.
Advice for Gazan followers:
•I cannot donate or do WhatsApp
•for your account’s safety, please only like or reply to this post for urgent requests, not my other posts
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•I cannot donate or do WhatsApp
•for your account’s safety, please only like or reply to this post for urgent requests, not my other posts
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•this thread can help you survive Bluesky:
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Edging ever so close to an artificially inflated 6,000 follower milestone because Gazan people are repeatedly setting up accounts trying to reach me. I am so sorry, but it's gotten to a point where I have to block them again. I will continue to do the best I can to help Palestinians in need, though.
Reposted by Max C. 🇵🇸
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao