this is the maximum emotion my face can muster at this point

Thanks! It's a little difficult to read cos it's quite small and has gotten blurrier as it fades, but here it is. 😊

what up, i got the surgery that makes you a bimbo but then it turns out that's not a thing?? can't believe i still have to have complex concerns and desires UGH

local bimbos are visiting IKEAS in your area....... NOW

Yes..... Ha Ha Ha .... YES!

shout out to the girls who disappear into void from the neck down

a friend just drove past my house, pulled over, and immediately messaged me to say my jeans looked cute so in honour of this incredible power move plz have this very silly selfie ft. jeans

this isn't even my tiredest form

ice cream date with my large son while we wait for dance class (large son redacted)

recent lüks (+new glasses)