ethan ✌️
@ohheyethan.bsky.social
🤓🐻🦦💻☕👾🌳🥾🏔️
📍 Ohio! ( ➡️ Chicago or NYC or literally anywhere else..... someday.... )
to all the chubby hairy boys out there .. hello 🫦
📍 Ohio! ( ➡️ Chicago or NYC or literally anywhere else..... someday.... )
to all the chubby hairy boys out there .. hello 🫦
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teaaaaa i know a doll and her bear bestie when i see 'em
Nintendo says that Mario & Peach are “good friends”, despite a global understanding that the characters are a couple.
July 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
teaaaaa i know a doll and her bear bestie when i see 'em
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I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
July 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
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“Girl… you smile like a bear” when I was 33 someone said that
July 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“Girl… you smile like a bear” when I was 33 someone said that
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no, it's NOT ok‼️pepsi is NEVER ok‼️
June 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
no, it's NOT ok‼️pepsi is NEVER ok‼️
Happy pride exclusively to hairy gay men who drink Diet Coke by the pool 🙂↕️
June 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Happy pride exclusively to hairy gay men who drink Diet Coke by the pool 🙂↕️
would you hammock with me yes or no 👉👈
June 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
would you hammock with me yes or no 👉👈
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was wearing a tight shirt.
June 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm sorry for what I said when I was wearing a tight shirt.
walking in nature🚶♂️🏔️!
June 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
walking in nature🚶♂️🏔️!
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Happy Pride from the queerest family there is
June 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy Pride from the queerest family there is
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I'm gonna succeed because I'm insane
May 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm gonna succeed because I'm insane
happy friday! did all you gay people know it's summertime?
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
happy friday! did all you gay people know it's summertime?
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the body and blood of christ
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the body and blood of christ
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What they don’t tell you about being hairy: You will be so fuckable, aestheticians will HATE you
April 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What they don’t tell you about being hairy: You will be so fuckable, aestheticians will HATE you
Thighs out AND I got a pubsub? Life is worth living 🙂↕️
April 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thighs out AND I got a pubsub? Life is worth living 🙂↕️
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Me ever since MAYHEM came out.
March 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me ever since MAYHEM came out.
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I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam
December 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam
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hey handsome, anxiously bouncing your leg all by yourself?
December 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
hey handsome, anxiously bouncing your leg all by yourself?
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the thing they don't tell you about holidays is you can just make them up.
for instance, tomorrow is International Hot, Gay, and Autistic Day.
for instance, tomorrow is International Hot, Gay, and Autistic Day.
December 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM
the thing they don't tell you about holidays is you can just make them up.
for instance, tomorrow is International Hot, Gay, and Autistic Day.
for instance, tomorrow is International Hot, Gay, and Autistic Day.
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Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
November 29, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.