dancefloor intimacy coordinator
@formerbluecheck.bsky.social
Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality
Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn, NY
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Honey Sexistential
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Honey Sexistential
Finished Expedition 33 and I enjoyed it enough — certainly can’t see the life changing magic in it others do though
January 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Finished Expedition 33 and I enjoyed it enough — certainly can’t see the life changing magic in it others do though
need to be hot enough that down bad reply guys will defend my every dumb take but slutty enough so that when people retort “he’s not gonna fuck you!!” they can say “no no he might”
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
need to be hot enough that down bad reply guys will defend my every dumb take but slutty enough so that when people retort “he’s not gonna fuck you!!” they can say “no no he might”
one I forgot for the In/Out lists:
OUT: Men who talk about cuddling like it’s a kink
OUT: Men who talk about cuddling like it’s a kink
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
one I forgot for the In/Out lists:
OUT: Men who talk about cuddling like it’s a kink
OUT: Men who talk about cuddling like it’s a kink
[monday intensifies]
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
[monday intensifies]
What’s your dumbest or lowest stakes New Year’s resolution?
Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off
Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What’s your dumbest or lowest stakes New Year’s resolution?
Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off
Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
well, that’s that
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
well, that’s that
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Remembering when I tried to show my parents something on YouTube and didn’t scroll by my Watch Later playlist fast enough
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Remembering when I tried to show my parents something on YouTube and didn’t scroll by my Watch Later playlist fast enough
most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015
he stopped messaging after I replied to an ass pic with “you’re taking the gold medal at the breedability olympics”
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
he stopped messaging after I replied to an ass pic with “you’re taking the gold medal at the breedability olympics”
most of today’s workout was just writhing around on the turf doing this
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
most of today’s workout was just writhing around on the turf doing this
DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”
not thrilled to see photorealistic video gen AI gay porn exploding on my TL the past few days
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
not thrilled to see photorealistic video gen AI gay porn exploding on my TL the past few days
My friend is posting about how he accidentally pocket-posted a full nude to IG story and now his account is being limited. Lmao but also new fear unlocked
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My friend is posting about how he accidentally pocket-posted a full nude to IG story and now his account is being limited. Lmao but also new fear unlocked
won’t show face on sniffies but will rsvp with full name to the orgy partiful
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
won’t show face on sniffies but will rsvp with full name to the orgy partiful
I know waxing and sugaring exist but is there such a thing as like… a bush barber? Where the goal is shaping and maintenance than full clearing
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know waxing and sugaring exist but is there such a thing as like… a bush barber? Where the goal is shaping and maintenance than full clearing
Does anyone want to talk about how much Metroid Prime 4 sucks? Because I am just about finished and can’t believe how badly Nintendo dropped the ball
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Does anyone want to talk about how much Metroid Prime 4 sucks? Because I am just about finished and can’t believe how badly Nintendo dropped the ball
This is just like the musical ‘Company’ (I turned 35 today)
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is just like the musical ‘Company’ (I turned 35 today)
Does this photo I took of @kooraw.bsky.social count
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Does this photo I took of @kooraw.bsky.social count
How often could I get away with putting “it’s my birthday… you know what to do 👀” in my instagram story? I’m betting like every 70-80 days
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
How often could I get away with putting “it’s my birthday… you know what to do 👀” in my instagram story? I’m betting like every 70-80 days
local dance floor clown
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
local dance floor clown