dancefloor intimacy coordinator
@formerbluecheck.bsky.social
Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality
Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn, NY
mods asleep, post Pedro Pascal fagging out at the In the Heights broadway opening night
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
mods asleep, post Pedro Pascal fagging out at the In the Heights broadway opening night
I’m sat
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m sat
could not escape the pull of the Skims sale
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
could not escape the pull of the Skims sale
If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"
Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!
LOVE beef
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
LOVE beef
g’day folks
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
g’day folks
Babe wake up there's a girthy hung travel-focused fitfluencer with a fat ass in tiny tight shorts doing radical horse cock acceptance body positivity content
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Babe wake up there's a girthy hung travel-focused fitfluencer with a fat ass in tiny tight shorts doing radical horse cock acceptance body positivity content
That’s not the seatbelt sign that the “start docking” signal
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That’s not the seatbelt sign that the “start docking” signal
This is the last day you can legally post this
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is the last day you can legally post this
miss vote blue no matter who saw she and trump were on the same side and said “yeah that seems fine”
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
miss vote blue no matter who saw she and trump were on the same side and said “yeah that seems fine”
Silksong when you unlock Act 3
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Silksong when you unlock Act 3
donut for breakfast 🥰
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
donut for breakfast 🥰
my god wants to party all the time
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
my god wants to party all the time
this caption has turned me to stone
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
this caption has turned me to stone
fully clothed on here if you can believe it
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
fully clothed on here if you can believe it
met a guy named Ryan on the dance floor and immediately showed him these tweets and he was absolutely baffled as to how I had them ready to go
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
met a guy named Ryan on the dance floor and immediately showed him these tweets and he was absolutely baffled as to how I had them ready to go
i am the first gay guy to get a fade
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i am the first gay guy to get a fade
let’s go for a spin
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
let’s go for a spin
many such cases
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
many such cases
happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today
October 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today
My gym made the lighting in the sauna 10x brighter
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My gym made the lighting in the sauna 10x brighter
gay people: how did the cops find out about cruising
Also gay people:
Also gay people:
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
gay people: how did the cops find out about cruising
Also gay people:
Also gay people: