Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
Why does Ellen DeGeneres look so wet in that skin care commercial. Literally looks like she ran through her sprinklers and walked directly inside to film an ad.
Also who is buying skincare from Ellen DeGeneres.
Also who is buying skincare from Ellen DeGeneres.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Why does Ellen DeGeneres look so wet in that skin care commercial. Literally looks like she ran through her sprinklers and walked directly inside to film an ad.
Also who is buying skincare from Ellen DeGeneres.
Also who is buying skincare from Ellen DeGeneres.
I’m gonna need Denmark to extend citizenship to people whose great-grandparents are from there immediately, please and thank you.
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’m gonna need Denmark to extend citizenship to people whose great-grandparents are from there immediately, please and thank you.
Last day of this 😌
January 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Last day of this 😌
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
(Tough to pick a single favorite, but I’ve always loved this one!)
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
(Tough to pick a single favorite, but I’ve always loved this one!)
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
(Tough to pick a single favorite, but I’ve always loved this one!)
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
(Tough to pick a single favorite, but I’ve always loved this one!)
Me listening to k.d. lang’s “Constant Craving” in the canned soup aisle at Publix:
a cartoon of a boy wearing headphones with fox 41 wdrb written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a boy wearing headphones with fox 41 wdrb written on the bottom
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December 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me listening to k.d. lang’s “Constant Craving” in the canned soup aisle at Publix:
When I say that Franklin is my baby, I mean he is my literal child.
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When I say that Franklin is my baby, I mean he is my literal child.
Good morning from the waiting room of my smokin’ hot eye doctor’s office. 🤓
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning from the waiting room of my smokin’ hot eye doctor’s office. 🤓
I’ve spent this afternoon re-sanding and staining the legs and other assorted business on the underside of this table, because I was unhappy with how the legs were looking and this was the time to fix it. This sets the whole project back by 5-7 days, but it’ll be worth it in the end!
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’ve spent this afternoon re-sanding and staining the legs and other assorted business on the underside of this table, because I was unhappy with how the legs were looking and this was the time to fix it. This sets the whole project back by 5-7 days, but it’ll be worth it in the end!
ME: *closes a door for five minutes to iron a shirt*
FRANKLIN:
FRANKLIN:
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ME: *closes a door for five minutes to iron a shirt*
FRANKLIN:
FRANKLIN:
Santa was very good to the boys this year. ☺️🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Santa was very good to the boys this year. ☺️🎄
The minor psychosis that is wrapping gifts for my cats on Christmas Eve that I know I’m just going to have to unwrap myself the next morning.
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The minor psychosis that is wrapping gifts for my cats on Christmas Eve that I know I’m just going to have to unwrap myself the next morning.
Sitting here grinding in the Dragon Quest 2: HD-2D postgame, and thinking about how amazing is that the developers took one of the objectively worst Dragon Quest games (and I say that as someone with some late 80s childhood nostalgia for it) and made it into one of my favorites. 💖
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sitting here grinding in the Dragon Quest 2: HD-2D postgame, and thinking about how amazing is that the developers took one of the objectively worst Dragon Quest games (and I say that as someone with some late 80s childhood nostalgia for it) and made it into one of my favorites. 💖
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this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
Jeez I love cute men so much.
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Jeez I love cute men so much.
When Whoopi Goldberg was asked about marriage and responded, “I don’t want somebody in my house,” I feel like she had the right idea.
December 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When Whoopi Goldberg was asked about marriage and responded, “I don’t want somebody in my house,” I feel like she had the right idea.
I need to live in a place where I can wear cardigans every single day.
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I need to live in a place where I can wear cardigans every single day.
Not a single moment of peace (and I wouldn’t have it any other way).
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not a single moment of peace (and I wouldn’t have it any other way).
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
… in bed. 😏
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
… in bed. 😏
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Me, lightly dehydrated and still laying in bed this morning.
a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet .
ALT: a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet .
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December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me, lightly dehydrated and still laying in bed this morning.
The Community of Tomorrow was looking lovely tonight. 🤩💫
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Community of Tomorrow was looking lovely tonight. 🤩💫
Had a little ✨extra✨ edible and now I’m headed to Epcot. 🤪
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Had a little ✨extra✨ edible and now I’m headed to Epcot. 🤪
Someone just pronounced it “exas-ter-bating” on a 10AM call and I think that’s enough work for today.
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Someone just pronounced it “exas-ter-bating” on a 10AM call and I think that’s enough work for today.
I just think that butts
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I just think that butts