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bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
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Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Oh 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Eternally disappointed in him and what he could have been.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Kidd. 😌
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I’m assuming you mean like this
two muppets are chained to each other and one is laughing
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November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Hooraaaaayyyyy!! (Or maybe booooo, I’m actually not sure whether you wanted to make smart choices or not!) 😅
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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So damn cute (both of you). 😍
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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a man with a beard is applauding in front of a sign that says cbs
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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You have won.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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🥵🥵🥵 How I wanna be —
a muppet with red hair and sunglasses is playing drums
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November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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You know what, I wouldn’t even hate them so much if you could actually just give them your email and get a 20% off code, but then they make you give them a *phone number* to REALLY get the 20% off code and that’s when I want to throw my device into the sea.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Happy birthday!!! 🥳
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Ahhhhh love this 😍😍😍
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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😂
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Siiiiirrrrr!
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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a toad with his mouth open and the words help me please behind him
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November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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😂 A significant exaggeration! Hahahaha but thank you!
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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a raccoon is praying with its hands folded and the words `` good , good '' written on the bottom .
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November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I assure you that many such things exist 😅💖
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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🥹😉
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I’m glad!
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Thanks!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM