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cursedkief.bsky.social
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@cursedkief.bsky.social
video game dork & ex-Twitter addict 🏳️‍🌈
Miss having a desk job but also seeing hundreds of thousands of desk jobs being laid off because of AI and it’ll only get worse sooooo ummm guess not?
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
first time I’ve purposefully hunted for a shiny pokemon and jesus my thumb hurts, how do yall do this every new game 💀
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I know Pokémon players love to complain about pokemon but ummmm legends ZA has been insanely fun so far and I can’t wait to get home from work to play more of it
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
took NyQuil and slept for 10 hours
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“you should try these homeopathic pills for —“

do NOT piss me off, I want enough acetaminophen to shut down my liver at the slightest hint of illness
October 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
stop. putting. adults. in. diapers. on. my. feed. @bsky.app

How many times can I tap “show less like this” 😭😭😭
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
still can’t get over the first episode of this season of survivor; a lesbian with a thick New York accent said “ew so many straight people”, projectile vomited while looking right into the camera, then got voted out hours later

legendary representation
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m funny cuz my mom took Vicodin while she was pregnant
September 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
asked her to please scoot over and she looked at me like this
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
nothing worse than a $15 sub sandwich that isn’t hung.. like what’s the point

I want that thing a foot long or more
August 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
my same exact health insurance plan with United just increased 50% per paycheck 🥰

wages have been stagnant for like the last decade 🥰

we can fund bombs to kill innocent children across the world but can’t have basic healthcare, college, or functioning public transit 🥰

loving life 🥰
August 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I can do that too
August 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
need to go back to a desk job so I can get back to my real career of yapping and posting 8 hours a day
August 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
car broke down for good finally RIP

economy is in shambles

whats the recommended method for getting a quality used car these days?

dealership? carmax? carvana? (this one seems bad)

help please little financially responsible gay people in my phone
August 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
this heat needs to stop
August 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
getting my yearly urge to rewatch ATLA yet again and cry
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August 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
one thing I’m gonna do is post and forget about it until the next day
July 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
update on the beautiful baby (she’s growing too quickly 😭)
July 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
working in the service industry again after a decade in corporate has been ROUGH. I forgot how many 20-something year olds beg you to take their shift every day. No.
July 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
BREAKING: upper-middle single gay guy with a brown beard moves to a different coastal city every 2 years, citing “time for a new adventure” and updates his Instagram bio with each city + coordinating emojis
July 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
why are we, as gay people,
July 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
truly no thoughts in that little head
July 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
just give me the umbreon PLEASE
July 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
kitten jumped into the toilet, I cleaned her up and wiped her down only for her to immediately sprint to the same toilet and jump back in the second I put her back on the ground

I love this stupid idiot so much
July 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
who wants to go to work for me tomorrow so I can binge world of wacraft and caffeine all day?
July 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM