✨presto✨
@thepresto.bsky.social
✨y'know, diva?✨
30 | 🏳️🌈 | gym 💪🏻 | engaged/monogamous 👬| he/him | nsfw | onlyfans NO PPV 😈👣
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✨4/26/25 i was told my thirst traps are "calamitous"✨
30 | 🏳️🌈 | gym 💪🏻 | engaged/monogamous 👬| he/him | nsfw | onlyfans NO PPV 😈👣
https://linktr.ee/itmepresto
✨4/26/25 i was told my thirst traps are "calamitous"✨
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i have been thinking about maybe doing little #gay livestreams over on the of if there gets to be enough of y'all there - would y'all like that? a more interactive moment? ✨🫦✨😈✨
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✨presto on cuddling: i don't do that. don't touch me. it feels like i am trapped. i need an exit strategy.✨🆘✨
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 AM
✨presto on cuddling: i don't do that. don't touch me. it feels like i am trapped. i need an exit strategy.✨🆘✨
the concept of doing a bump of coke with ijustine ✨🙂↕️✨
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
the concept of doing a bump of coke with ijustine ✨🙂↕️✨
y'all are all talking about multiple feet of snow and i am just here in texas enjoying spring 1.0 ✨🙂↔️✨
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 AM
y'all are all talking about multiple feet of snow and i am just here in texas enjoying spring 1.0 ✨🙂↔️✨
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No we haven’t forgotten about Epstein.
No we haven’t forgotten about Venezuela.
No we haven’t forgotten about healthcare.
No we haven’t forgotten about Palestine.
We’re just living thru hell.
No we haven’t forgotten about Venezuela.
No we haven’t forgotten about healthcare.
No we haven’t forgotten about Palestine.
We’re just living thru hell.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
No we haven’t forgotten about Epstein.
No we haven’t forgotten about Venezuela.
No we haven’t forgotten about healthcare.
No we haven’t forgotten about Palestine.
We’re just living thru hell.
No we haven’t forgotten about Venezuela.
No we haven’t forgotten about healthcare.
No we haven’t forgotten about Palestine.
We’re just living thru hell.
no, i am not an "eepy boy" - you see, i am 30 years old - i am an exhausted man of corporate america ✨✨
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 AM
no, i am not an "eepy boy" - you see, i am 30 years old - i am an exhausted man of corporate america ✨✨
oh, they're doing live action tangled? yay, another unnecessary live action disney film i won't see ✨🕺🏻✨
January 8, 2026 at 9:11 AM
oh, they're doing live action tangled? yay, another unnecessary live action disney film i won't see ✨🕺🏻✨
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a very #gay post workout #thirstythursday pic i just know @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social would approve of, y'know? ✨👣✨🫦✨
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
a very #gay post workout #thirstythursday pic i just know @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social would approve of, y'know? ✨👣✨🫦✨
a thirsty #gay ? on #thirstythursday ? well, get in there before i hit the gym ✨👅✨
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
a thirsty #gay ? on #thirstythursday ? well, get in there before i hit the gym ✨👅✨
my dog wants the pets, but it's always like avoiding landmines because you never know what area she actually wants petted - it's like a fun lil game of whether or not she is gonna growl at me ✨🕺🏻✨
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 AM
my dog wants the pets, but it's always like avoiding landmines because you never know what area she actually wants petted - it's like a fun lil game of whether or not she is gonna growl at me ✨🕺🏻✨
i am still not even home yet ✨✨
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i am still not even home yet ✨✨
spending 10 hours at the office is so fun i love corporate america ✨✨
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
spending 10 hours at the office is so fun i love corporate america ✨✨
the chief marketing officer just took the urinal next to me and started chatting with me and i wanna die 💀
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the chief marketing officer just took the urinal next to me and started chatting with me and i wanna die 💀
seeing instagram style walls of hashtags on the skyline does physic damage to me ✨🙃✨
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
seeing instagram style walls of hashtags on the skyline does physic damage to me ✨🙃✨
i need y'all to understand how hard i am capable of slaying ✨💅🏻✨
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
i need y'all to understand how hard i am capable of slaying ✨💅🏻✨
my name is presto and i am horny at the office ✨🥵✨
January 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
my name is presto and i am horny at the office ✨🥵✨
istfg drink your water‼️
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
istfg drink your water‼️