Zach Kuykendall
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Zach Kuykendall
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Level 25, Gaming Nerd, Star Wars Nerd, Dragon Ball Nerd, Marvel Nerd, DC Nerd, Cartoon Nerd, Meme Lord, and a Tifa Lockhart Simp.

My wallpaper will consist of whatever single player video game I'm currently playing.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I would be utterly thrilled to rid the Democratic Party of everyone who was pals with Jeffrey fucking Epstein

why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The JP voice actress for Hinako streamed Silent Hill f and I can’t stop laughing at her reactions.
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Here’s a problem. The US is counting on all these countries that owe us money not having climate change induced revolutions and telling us to fuck off
October 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Japanese government has made a formal request asking OpenAI to refrain from copyright infringement 🇯🇵

• Says characters from manga, anime, and video games are ‘irreplaceable treasures’

• Comes in response to Sora 2’s ability to generate videos with copyrighted characters
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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painted laser-cut wood
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Season 2 Episode 25 - Frame 501 out of 1570
October 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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anytime anyone tries to explain what is and isn't a xbox
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Season 2 Episode 25 - Frame 504 out of 1570
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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literally generations. part of all our lives’ work for the rest of our days.
It will take decades to unfuckup this country.
October 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Was it America First or Argentina First? Somehow there’s $40 billion for Argentina.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Why, when a TV show gets a spin off, do they so often try to start it with a bad expository episode with brand new characters who are just annoying instead of some of the characters we're familiar with from the OG series. This is a rhetorical observation I don't need actual answers
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game (working title) announced (Summer 2026 - from Gameplay Group International) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmBG...

store.steampowered.com/app/2424420/...

-12 players at launch
-Single player campaign
-"Best in Class Net Code and Cross Play"

PC/PS4/PS5/Xbox/Switch 2
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.
October 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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New rule: You’re not allowed to make decisions about women’s bodies if you don’t know that pee and babies come out of different holes.
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Sometimes we need a moment, but if you tune out completely, they win. Fascism doesn’t need your support, just your silence.
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM