Octuple Threat
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Octuple Threat
@octuplethreat.bsky.social
I think elegance and attitude are the same thing. And, I have IBS.

Opinions stated are mine alone and do not reflect those of any organization I’m affiliated with.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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What could a second home in florida you live in 6.1 months of the year to avoid paying any income tax in your real home state cost michael, ten dollars?
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lmao what did Zohran put in his Diet Coke, bc whatever it is, I need it.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lobotomize me right now
Like when someone engineers a trillion-dollar pay package for themself?
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Honey, the land!
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Any NYC bloomfies out there have a couch I can crash on Friday night?
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
No, we do not.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Anywayssssss a good reminder that no one owes their employer shit and you always gotta look out for #1
Looooove that my employer basically told me I’ve been operating at the next level all year only to be told now that “we didn’t know you wanted to get promoted, so we’re not gonna do it.”

Time to brush up the resume
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Looooove that my employer basically told me I’ve been operating at the next level all year only to be told now that “we didn’t know you wanted to get promoted, so we’re not gonna do it.”

Time to brush up the resume
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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say what you will about nancy pelosi but her caucus didn’t DARE vote against her wishes or they knew she’d shank them
I don’t believe it’s his doing but he certainly doesn’t have a full hold of his caucus.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.

Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Folks - let them think this. I’ve spent 25 years doing campaigns - when you think like this after a loss like last night, you are doomed to lose again.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I really want to know who has what dirt on this man. Drop the Grindr profile, mawma!
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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this is exactly what's happening
The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Lmao don’t threaten New Yorkers with a good time Georgie!
Another reason for New Yorkers to vote for Mamdani?
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Honestly I’m laughing so hard at this, this is like, so local American politics in a nutshell
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
SCOTUS has long lost its credibility. They are six fascists in black robes, giving rulings under the guise of ideology.

What they fail to realize is that they, too, will become subject to the will of the people if they push too far. And they are just fanning the slow-burning embers.
Roberts is saying that the court's own precedent from a couple of years ago, where it ruled that Alabama had to draw racial fair maps, doesn't apply to this (identical) case, essentially because the Alabama case was poorly argued.
It's a terrible argument, but the hill Roberts is gonna die on.
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM