˗ˏˋ 🪩 J 👨🏽💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏
@octothorp.bsky.social
“The freaks are more fun.” – Philippa Georgiou
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Lol. I’ve been listening to the old Vergecast episodes that chronicled M*sk’s hostile takeover of Twitter, and it’s so quaint hearing Liz Lopatto say — with sincerity — that Bezos was “a great steward of” the Washington Post ..... Ahhh, to be in the halcyon(-ish) old days of 2022 🥲
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Lol. I’ve been listening to the old Vergecast episodes that chronicled M*sk’s hostile takeover of Twitter, and it’s so quaint hearing Liz Lopatto say — with sincerity — that Bezos was “a great steward of” the Washington Post ..... Ahhh, to be in the halcyon(-ish) old days of 2022 🥲
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The energy of a lot of people when they post on MLK Day
January 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The energy of a lot of people when they post on MLK Day
The replies/quotes in this thread.... 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The replies/quotes in this thread.... 🤭🤭🤭🤭
👨🏽🍳🤌🏽💋
👨🏽🍳🤌🏽💋
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How it started/how it's going
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
How it started/how it's going
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"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I forgot about this!
And now I'm screaming at it all over again 🤣🤣🤣
And now I'm screaming at it all over again 🤣🤣🤣
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I forgot about this!
And now I'm screaming at it all over again 🤣🤣🤣
And now I'm screaming at it all over again 🤣🤣🤣
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woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
Zach Woods is **consistently** my favorite character on this show. Every episode .... 😂🤣😂🤣
I wish they gave him more lines!
I wish they gave him more lines!
I started ‘Silicon Valley’ on HBO this weekend, and I hate it (complimentary) so so so much....! 😖
Between watching this and ‘Idiocracy’ for the first time this year, it’s scary how prescient Mike Judge sometimes was in his takes
Between watching this and ‘Idiocracy’ for the first time this year, it’s scary how prescient Mike Judge sometimes was in his takes
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Zach Woods is **consistently** my favorite character on this show. Every episode .... 😂🤣😂🤣
I wish they gave him more lines!
I wish they gave him more lines!
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This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
The shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
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How does one not go insane? A perennial question.
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
How does one not go insane? A perennial question.
Exactly.
Point of fact:
Apple did exactly this to Tumblr & Telegram back in 2018 — and their platforms weren't **actively generating** the abuse material at the time!!!
venturebeat.com/mobile/apple...
Point of fact:
Apple did exactly this to Tumblr & Telegram back in 2018 — and their platforms weren't **actively generating** the abuse material at the time!!!
venturebeat.com/mobile/apple...
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Exactly.
Point of fact:
Apple did exactly this to Tumblr & Telegram back in 2018 — and their platforms weren't **actively generating** the abuse material at the time!!!
venturebeat.com/mobile/apple...
Point of fact:
Apple did exactly this to Tumblr & Telegram back in 2018 — and their platforms weren't **actively generating** the abuse material at the time!!!
venturebeat.com/mobile/apple...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
🤖: “It’s January 1st, 2026”
HNY, folks! 🥳🪩
HNY, folks! 🥳🪩
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
🤖: “It’s January 1st, 2026”
HNY, folks! 🥳🪩
HNY, folks! 🥳🪩
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why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online
1) It's honestly been a policy failure at every level in the U.S.
2) I wonder how much Japan 🗾 being at the bottom of this list has to do with Toyota's (probable) dominance in that market, and that company's infinitely myopic aversion to BEVs…
2) I wonder how much Japan 🗾 being at the bottom of this list has to do with Toyota's (probable) dominance in that market, and that company's infinitely myopic aversion to BEVs…
The leaders of the US auto industry had a difficult path towards relevancy, only by leaning on the support of Biden's IRA. They've decided to throw that away, juice some ICE profits for a few more years, and let their successors deal with the incipient crisis of global uncompetitiveness
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
1) It's honestly been a policy failure at every level in the U.S.
2) I wonder how much Japan 🗾 being at the bottom of this list has to do with Toyota's (probable) dominance in that market, and that company's infinitely myopic aversion to BEVs…
2) I wonder how much Japan 🗾 being at the bottom of this list has to do with Toyota's (probable) dominance in that market, and that company's infinitely myopic aversion to BEVs…
Can't come soon enough, tbh!! 🔌🔋⚡
It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs!
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can't come soon enough, tbh!! 🔌🔋⚡
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My mom is mad because we keep making the gingerbread man cookies into Minions
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My mom is mad because we keep making the gingerbread man cookies into Minions
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JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
Lol. So much staggeringly breathtaking incompetence, and all for an Individual™ in his waning sundown days ...... 🌘
Couldn't happen to a worse (or stupider) group of people tbh
Couldn't happen to a worse (or stupider) group of people tbh
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Lol. So much staggeringly breathtaking incompetence, and all for an Individual™ in his waning sundown days ...... 🌘
Couldn't happen to a worse (or stupider) group of people tbh
Couldn't happen to a worse (or stupider) group of people tbh