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The New World Otter
@nwot.bsky.social
· May 19
Unquestioned authority can provide no answers.
Whoever invented baseboard molding can f*** all the way off...!
[vacuums incoherently]
[vacuums incoherently]
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Whoever invented baseboard molding can f*** all the way off...!
[vacuums incoherently]
[vacuums incoherently]
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
Tired of the barage Cristmas songs on the radio at work?
Try singing the full In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to yourself 28 times in a row. The day'll be over before you know it.
Bonus if other people hear you and avoid you.
Try singing the full In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to yourself 28 times in a row. The day'll be over before you know it.
Bonus if other people hear you and avoid you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tired of the barage Cristmas songs on the radio at work?
Try singing the full In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to yourself 28 times in a row. The day'll be over before you know it.
Bonus if other people hear you and avoid you.
Try singing the full In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to yourself 28 times in a row. The day'll be over before you know it.
Bonus if other people hear you and avoid you.
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Yes, who is more likely to regard the sacrifice of people as abhorrent than those who follow a religion centered on celebrating the sacrifice of a person?
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yes, who is more likely to regard the sacrifice of people as abhorrent than those who follow a religion centered on celebrating the sacrifice of a person?
News Flash:
FDA to issue new warning lable for leftover turkey -
"Do not operate heavy machinery after consuming."
FDA to issue new warning lable for leftover turkey -
"Do not operate heavy machinery after consuming."
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
News Flash:
FDA to issue new warning lable for leftover turkey -
"Do not operate heavy machinery after consuming."
FDA to issue new warning lable for leftover turkey -
"Do not operate heavy machinery after consuming."
Every morning show's last-minute Thanksgiving meal tips:
• Butter in mashed potatoes
• Mix leftovers in mayo
• Substitute that thing you wouldn't have in your pantry with another thing you wouldn't have in your pantry
• Booze
• Butter in mashed potatoes
• Mix leftovers in mayo
• Substitute that thing you wouldn't have in your pantry with another thing you wouldn't have in your pantry
• Booze
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Every morning show's last-minute Thanksgiving meal tips:
• Butter in mashed potatoes
• Mix leftovers in mayo
• Substitute that thing you wouldn't have in your pantry with another thing you wouldn't have in your pantry
• Booze
• Butter in mashed potatoes
• Mix leftovers in mayo
• Substitute that thing you wouldn't have in your pantry with another thing you wouldn't have in your pantry
• Booze
It ain't Thanksgiving till someone gets arrested for litterin'.
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It ain't Thanksgiving till someone gets arrested for litterin'.
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
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Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Every year…at Thanksgiving….folks listen to this song. I have listened to it every year for the last 50 years. At least once.
Here is Alice’s Restaurant…by Arlo Guthrie..
Here is Alice’s Restaurant…by Arlo Guthrie..
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Every year…at Thanksgiving….folks listen to this song. I have listened to it every year for the last 50 years. At least once.
Here is Alice’s Restaurant…by Arlo Guthrie..
Here is Alice’s Restaurant…by Arlo Guthrie..
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Hey auto correct, if I start mistyping "parody" don't suggest "parafay." Wtf is that, that ain't even a word.
Plus, you should know who I am and what I do by now, you very well knew what I meonte!
Plus, you should know who I am and what I do by now, you very well knew what I meonte!
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Hey auto correct, if I start mistyping "parody" don't suggest "parafay." Wtf is that, that ain't even a word.
Plus, you should know who I am and what I do by now, you very well knew what I meonte!
Plus, you should know who I am and what I do by now, you very well knew what I meonte!
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Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
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The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
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I've been out of school too long... I keep forgetting the order of operations.
It's:
1) Pee first
2) THEN add Tabasco to your egg sammich 😵💫
It's:
1) Pee first
2) THEN add Tabasco to your egg sammich 😵💫
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I've been out of school too long... I keep forgetting the order of operations.
It's:
1) Pee first
2) THEN add Tabasco to your egg sammich 😵💫
It's:
1) Pee first
2) THEN add Tabasco to your egg sammich 😵💫
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
Shoutout to the 14 ad breaks during the 5-minute ADHD info YouTube video I finally got around to watching.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Shoutout to the 14 ad breaks during the 5-minute ADHD info YouTube video I finally got around to watching.
🎈I think they're running out of parade balloon ideas...🎈
youtube.com/shorts/1Ksxc...
Disclaimer: AIslop
youtube.com/shorts/1Ksxc...
Disclaimer: AIslop
🤯 You Won't Believe The New Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon For 2025
YouTube video by The New World Otter
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🎈I think they're running out of parade balloon ideas...🎈
youtube.com/shorts/1Ksxc...
Disclaimer: AIslop
youtube.com/shorts/1Ksxc...
Disclaimer: AIslop
🌱 I don't so much have a front lawn, but a highly advanced civilization of malicious plant life...
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
🌱 I don't so much have a front lawn, but a highly advanced civilization of malicious plant life...
Trump to lower tariffs on bananas and coffee...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trump to lower tariffs on bananas and coffee...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
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Why are people calling it "Age of AI" and not the more awkward and hilarious "aige"
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Why are people calling it "Age of AI" and not the more awkward and hilarious "aige"
I've been told I look better without my glasses.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I've been told I look better without my glasses.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
Honestly, I just don't see it.