The New World Otter
@nwot.bsky.social
👉 World Domination Organization disguised as a humor-adjacent sh!t poster and sporadically updated blog.
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🫠 These sounded better in my head
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The New World Otter
@nwot.bsky.social
· May 19
Unquestioned authority can provide no answers.
Trump to lower tariffs on bananas and coffee...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trump to lower tariffs on bananas and coffee...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...
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Why are people calling it "Age of AI" and not the more awkward and hilarious "aige"
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Why are people calling it "Age of AI" and not the more awkward and hilarious "aige"
I've been told I look better without my glasses.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I've been told I look better without my glasses.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
Honestly, I just don't see it.
Experimenting with slop
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Experimenting with slop
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All 7 deadly sins with a bad combover stuffed into a suit that fits like a hefty bag.
🤷♂️
🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
All 7 deadly sins with a bad combover stuffed into a suit that fits like a hefty bag.
🤷♂️
🤷♂️
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⛳️ Don Quixote's Mini Golf
18 Holes, All Windmills
18 Holes, All Windmills
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
⛳️ Don Quixote's Mini Golf
18 Holes, All Windmills
18 Holes, All Windmills
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Speaker Johnson is violating the Constitution. Time to remove him.
"Neither House, during the session of Congress, shall, without the consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting."
Art. I § 5.
"Neither House, during the session of Congress, shall, without the consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting."
Art. I § 5.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Speaker Johnson is violating the Constitution. Time to remove him.
"Neither House, during the session of Congress, shall, without the consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting."
Art. I § 5.
"Neither House, during the session of Congress, shall, without the consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting."
Art. I § 5.
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I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
Ancient Postmodern Blessing: May you post on your mains with all the tenacity of your alts.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ancient Postmodern Blessing: May you post on your mains with all the tenacity of your alts.
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Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
They must've been playing "I spy" when picking a password 👀
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They must've been playing "I spy" when picking a password 👀
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
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Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single first step, but they failed to mention all of the mouse traps scattered about the path.
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
They said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single first step, but they failed to mention all of the mouse traps scattered about the path.
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mike johnson's wife: (exiting bathroom) seriously mike why did you leave an empty toilet paper roll in there
mike johnson: oh well that is news to me. toilet paper? and you're saying we have a bathroom of some kind ??
mike johnson: oh well that is news to me. toilet paper? and you're saying we have a bathroom of some kind ??
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
mike johnson's wife: (exiting bathroom) seriously mike why did you leave an empty toilet paper roll in there
mike johnson: oh well that is news to me. toilet paper? and you're saying we have a bathroom of some kind ??
mike johnson: oh well that is news to me. toilet paper? and you're saying we have a bathroom of some kind ??
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If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Checking in on the White House renovations…
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Checking in on the White House renovations…
Thought I slipped into an alternate dimension; turns out, my VPN just switched to Canada.
October 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Thought I slipped into an alternate dimension; turns out, my VPN just switched to Canada.
First, he wasn't gonna touch it. Then, only a portion would be needed torn down to make room for his temple... now they're just ripping the whole wing apart.
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
First, he wasn't gonna touch it. Then, only a portion would be needed torn down to make room for his temple... now they're just ripping the whole wing apart.
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
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