The New World Otter
@nwot.bsky.social
👉 World Domination Organization disguised as a humor-adjacent sh!t poster and sporadically updated blog.
📃 Behold, My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dz33vpmbosxqrt5ph6sc7xj/feed/aaahdyb5od2do
🫠 These sounded better in my head
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🫠 These sounded better in my head
It ain't Thanksgiving till someone gets arrested for litterin'.
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#alicesrestaurant
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It ain't Thanksgiving till someone gets arrested for litterin'.
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
🎼🎸⛪🍗🚌🚯🚓📷👨⚖️🐕💰🏦📜👨⚕️⏳💉🚓🧟♂️📜✏️📁🏦👬👨👨👦👨👨👧👦✊🎼🎸🙄⏳😴🎼🎸
#alicesrestaurant
Experimenting with slop
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Experimenting with slop
Ancient Postmodern Blessing: May you post on your mains with all the tenacity of your alts.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ancient Postmodern Blessing: May you post on your mains with all the tenacity of your alts.
They must've been playing "I spy" when picking a password 👀
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They must've been playing "I spy" when picking a password 👀
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
At least add a € at the end.
#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
First, he wasn't gonna touch it. Then, only a portion would be needed torn down to make room for his temple... now they're just ripping the whole wing apart.
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
First, he wasn't gonna touch it. Then, only a portion would be needed torn down to make room for his temple... now they're just ripping the whole wing apart.
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏
Comedy is tragedy plus time. But we're running out of time soooo....
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Comedy is tragedy plus time. But we're running out of time soooo....
Contingency plan...?
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Contingency plan...?
Keep your cyan, I no longer need it...
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Keep your cyan, I no longer need it...
Should I go with Progresso or Campbell's for my service provider? 🤔
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Should I go with Progresso or Campbell's for my service provider? 🤔
Tell me you want to build yourself a temple, without telling me you want to build yourself a temple.
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tell me you want to build yourself a temple, without telling me you want to build yourself a temple.
Ya know, it's days like this that make me wanna hang up my skates, buy a small farm in the middle of nowhere, and just produce A.I. generated soft-core Victorian erotica for a living...
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Ya know, it's days like this that make me wanna hang up my skates, buy a small farm in the middle of nowhere, and just produce A.I. generated soft-core Victorian erotica for a living...
🎃🌶 everything season is coming...
August 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
🎃🌶 everything season is coming...
I mean, I don't like it either (it's generic), but I ain't losing my shit over it. 🤷♂️
August 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I mean, I don't like it either (it's generic), but I ain't losing my shit over it. 🤷♂️
Looks like stupid drinks are back on the menu!
August 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Looks like stupid drinks are back on the menu!
Concentration camp flooding? I Noah guy for that.
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Concentration camp flooding? I Noah guy for that.
It still whispers to you from beyond...
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It still whispers to you from beyond...
