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Just discovered an insane new form of co-intelligence where you briefly share the mind of a great thinker in history and then a portion of their mind travels in yours for the rest of your life. Calling it a "book."
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just discovered an insane new form of co-intelligence where you briefly share the mind of a great thinker in history and then a portion of their mind travels in yours for the rest of your life. Calling it a "book."
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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you might not know this but if you live in the city and you order food it's very important to open the door while standing straight up and step out and then reach down to pick up your food. otherwise you risk locking eyes with a neighbor in a position i call "the goblin tableau"
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
you might not know this but if you live in the city and you order food it's very important to open the door while standing straight up and step out and then reach down to pick up your food. otherwise you risk locking eyes with a neighbor in a position i call "the goblin tableau"
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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The next democratic administration should seize right wing media assets, liquidate them, and transfer the money to the National Endowment for the Arts. Then, give all that money to the creators of Strong Bad so we can have a positive shared reality again.
August 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The next democratic administration should seize right wing media assets, liquidate them, and transfer the money to the National Endowment for the Arts. Then, give all that money to the creators of Strong Bad so we can have a positive shared reality again.
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S13E05 "Little Black Book": Fraiser and Niles's wine club had a sister chapter in NYC that Epstein was in charge of; Roz has to break up with an AI boyfriend; Martin is so deep in a QAnon Facebook group that he burns down Fraiser's apartment trying to murder his sons
August 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
S13E05 "Little Black Book": Fraiser and Niles's wine club had a sister chapter in NYC that Epstein was in charge of; Roz has to break up with an AI boyfriend; Martin is so deep in a QAnon Facebook group that he burns down Fraiser's apartment trying to murder his sons
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it’s not good that some monkeys smoke cigarettes. but it is cool
August 14, 2023 at 9:42 PM
it’s not good that some monkeys smoke cigarettes. but it is cool
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Oh so it does have phd level intelligence
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Oh so it does have phd level intelligence
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knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
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My ideal woman is Miss Mary Mack, my goth queen in all black who is never without circus money
July 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My ideal woman is Miss Mary Mack, my goth queen in all black who is never without circus money
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I bet you freaking communists of Bluesky have some second thoughts about releasing the Epstein lists now that you know it might include your favorite politician of all-time William Jefferson Clinton
July 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I bet you freaking communists of Bluesky have some second thoughts about releasing the Epstein lists now that you know it might include your favorite politician of all-time William Jefferson Clinton
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
July 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Michael Powell was to remember that distant afternoon when a humanities instructor gave a trigger warning before teaching a text.
June 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Michael Powell was to remember that distant afternoon when a humanities instructor gave a trigger warning before teaching a text.
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*pulls back mail coif like so much metallic foreskin*
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
*pulls back mail coif like so much metallic foreskin*
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Sorry I haven't been around lately. I've been playing video games and pretending I don't exist.
May 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sorry I haven't been around lately. I've been playing video games and pretending I don't exist.
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There's a version of The Butthole Surfers' "Pepper" that's just the fates of various SA goons.
May 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There's a version of The Butthole Surfers' "Pepper" that's just the fates of various SA goons.
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Pickup artists really ruined the image of approaching a lady and impressing her with your magic and sorcery
February 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Pickup artists really ruined the image of approaching a lady and impressing her with your magic and sorcery