Having another one of those “how can I focus on work when everything in the world is so fucking terrible” days.
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Having another one of those “how can I focus on work when everything in the world is so fucking terrible” days.
This has probably fucked up my YouTube algorithm for the foreseeable future but I don’t really care because I am mesmerized.
If you click through, you will see the Shark Doctors sing a song about probiotics with a dinosaur who just took an enormous shit.
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[🏥NEW] RAWR! The Dinosaurs are Sick!💨 | Baby Shark Doctor | Hospital Play | Baby Shark Official
YouTube video by Baby Shark Official
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January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
This has probably fucked up my YouTube algorithm for the foreseeable future but I don’t really care because I am mesmerized.
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Shame on you, @blumenthal.senate.gov.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Shame on you, @blumenthal.senate.gov.
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Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Chess cast recording when??
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Chess cast recording when??
Once I was walking between subways and a man in a suit w/ a briefcase was running to catch a train and he slipped and fell on his ass in the most cartoonish way possible. All his limbs flailing, briefcase went flying, absolute perfection. He got right up & was fine so I’m okay finding it hilarious.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Once I was walking between subways and a man in a suit w/ a briefcase was running to catch a train and he slipped and fell on his ass in the most cartoonish way possible. All his limbs flailing, briefcase went flying, absolute perfection. He got right up & was fine so I’m okay finding it hilarious.
It’s good because my day was not going well before that!
Unexpected @fallofcivilizations.com drop just made my day! 😄😄
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s good because my day was not going well before that!
Unexpected @fallofcivilizations.com drop just made my day! 😄😄
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Unexpected @fallofcivilizations.com drop just made my day! 😄😄
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
Just found out my NYC-born and raised mom (now living in CT) loves Zohran! I’m not entirely surprised, but I am delighted!
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just found out my NYC-born and raised mom (now living in CT) loves Zohran! I’m not entirely surprised, but I am delighted!
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I believe I was promised transgender for everyone at this juncture
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I believe I was promised transgender for everyone at this juncture
We are at a dog costume parade at my mom’s 55+ community. It’s so cute!
October 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We are at a dog costume parade at my mom’s 55+ community. It’s so cute!
MCRRRRRRRRR take my money
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
MCRRRRRRRRR take my money
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counteroffer: everyone who is terminally online needs a spouse who is also terminally online but on a fundamentally different platform
Everyone who’s Terminally Online needs a spouse who isn’t, to remind you to walk in the light.
Me: You know Watto from Star Wars? The throwaway junk dealer character?
Brown: I guess?
Me: Let me tell you about Bluesky, Sexy Watto, and Donald Trump.
Brown: Please don’t, this sounds very illegal.
Brown: I guess?
Me: Let me tell you about Bluesky, Sexy Watto, and Donald Trump.
Brown: Please don’t, this sounds very illegal.
August 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
counteroffer: everyone who is terminally online needs a spouse who is also terminally online but on a fundamentally different platform
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Just saw a video where a school teacher went on the intercom and announced Taylor swift got engaged.
My school didn’t even tell us 9/11 had happened.
My school didn’t even tell us 9/11 had happened.
August 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just saw a video where a school teacher went on the intercom and announced Taylor swift got engaged.
My school didn’t even tell us 9/11 had happened.
My school didn’t even tell us 9/11 had happened.
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I hate deadlines
(but I need deadlines)
&
I hate structure
(but I need structure)
(but I need deadlines)
&
I hate structure
(but I need structure)
August 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I hate deadlines
(but I need deadlines)
&
I hate structure
(but I need structure)
(but I need deadlines)
&
I hate structure
(but I need structure)
What do you mean you can’t add a podcast by RSS feed on Spotify?
August 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What do you mean you can’t add a podcast by RSS feed on Spotify?
The last Twilight movie, during the Alice-generated future scene. People were screaming, crying, melting down. It was insane.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The last Twilight movie, during the Alice-generated future scene. People were screaming, crying, melting down. It was insane.
Ummmm yr girl won HamilTEN lotto!
July 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ummmm yr girl won HamilTEN lotto!
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Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.