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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
The MAGAfication of Norman Rockwell
Trump uses the artist’s work—like other cultural icons—to promote Gestapo tactics and nativist ideas.
www.thebulwark.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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it’s crazy to think that all of us were technically the best sperm. doesn’t seem right.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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everyone grieves differently

erika kirk:
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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huh. it's like trying to convert to judaism.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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my entire family loaded in the car at 8am to go see Marty Supreme first thing this morning so shouts out to josh safdie for lettin me start my christmas morning off by watching Timmy C eat pussy while sitting next to my mom
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Global TV is a low-effort conservative-leaning private network, and this wasn’t “treachery” this was “it was the weekend before Christmas and they just broadcast the episode that was sent to them digitally by CBS on Friday”, no one in the office on the weekend even if CBS tried to warn them
From the Atlantic attempt to justify Bari Weiss' decision. What's Canadian for "perfidious Albion?"
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Just gonna quote a particularly relevant portion of the segment, since Bari Weiss seems to have missed it:

"The Department of Homeland Security declined our request for an interview, and referred all questions about CECOT to El Salvador. The government there did not respond to our request."
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 5/5
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.

It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.

And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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STEPH 48 POINTS NOT ENOUGH VS THE POINT GUARD-LESS BLAZERS
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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