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More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
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Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
Jimmy Carter died no one talk to me
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Jimmy Carter died no one talk to me
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"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language
December 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
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My cat has two and only two settings and they are:
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
My cat has two and only two settings and they are:
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
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You know what will make many of us happy right now?
Cats. Just pictures of cats.
Cats. Just pictures of cats.
December 11, 2024 at 1:18 AM
You know what will make many of us happy right now?
Cats. Just pictures of cats.
Cats. Just pictures of cats.
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The first 2 weeks of December are for warming up to the holiday spirit, and the last two weeks are for holiday stress, which is why the very best part of Christmas is the 25 minutes on the morning of December 16th when you can just drink your coffee and look at your tree like “ah this is nice”
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM
The first 2 weeks of December are for warming up to the holiday spirit, and the last two weeks are for holiday stress, which is why the very best part of Christmas is the 25 minutes on the morning of December 16th when you can just drink your coffee and look at your tree like “ah this is nice”
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someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
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Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
Agreed? ✋
December 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
Agreed? ✋
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting:
-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)
-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)
November 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting:
-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)
-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)
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Shout out to bill barr for keeping all of this shit to himself so he can stick it in a book for later, regardless of how much it fucked up the entire country.
Fuck you.🖕
Fuck you.🖕
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Shout out to bill barr for keeping all of this shit to himself so he can stick it in a book for later, regardless of how much it fucked up the entire country.
Fuck you.🖕
Fuck you.🖕
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one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
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A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...