the country is being run by people who used LinkedIn unironically and I’m scared

i urge you all to explore soups this week. big week ahead for soups

This is a great reminder from day one of how they work; three or four times a day, every day, they will do something and then insist they didn’t do it and force everyone to burn out arguing that it is what it is.

The sole purpose is to exhaust you and it will absolutely work if you let it.

Appreciate the brevity here. Basically. "I did it. He deserved it. Greed is killing this country. Someone can probably say more about this but you know what I'm saying"

WHICH ONE IS WORSE?

any time someone tells me how they’re using AI to do whatever, i stop listening

At my Escape Room Restaurant we are very strict about the rules. Food only comes when you solve a puzzle. I don’t care if your chicken marsala has been cooling on a countertop for 3 hours, take another look at the symbols on the grandfather clock

I have a few young women in my group of engineering mentees and I tell them all the time don't let a mf (usually a man) that seems really confident fool you and intimidate you. Confidence, especially with men and boys, is often a mask for incompetence and it works.

Give a man a fish & he'll say "what's this? I ordered chicken". Teach a man to fish & he's all "you're an awful waiter" & "get me the manager".

Speaker: All mothers are proud of their sons

Mrs. Hegseth (shouting in background): NOT MY SON HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT

getting a little crush on someone kills billions of people every year