Give it up for Jackson Heights Own Mr. Randy Watson
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Liberal, love music, books, nature. Twitter refugee - DEMUSK. Despise MAGA.
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‘Daddy, what did you do at work today?’
‘I smashed a woman’s car window, cut her seatbelt off and dragged her out of her vehicle for trying to turn left and go to her doctor…she kept screaming the whole time.’
‘I smashed a woman’s car window, cut her seatbelt off and dragged her out of her vehicle for trying to turn left and go to her doctor…she kept screaming the whole time.’
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
‘Daddy, what did you do at work today?’
‘I smashed a woman’s car window, cut her seatbelt off and dragged her out of her vehicle for trying to turn left and go to her doctor…she kept screaming the whole time.’
‘I smashed a woman’s car window, cut her seatbelt off and dragged her out of her vehicle for trying to turn left and go to her doctor…she kept screaming the whole time.’
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🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Liberals advocate for gun control -- to protect everyone's freedom, including the freedom of those like Charlie Kirk who disparaged that understanding of freedom.
He lost his freedom through the very tool of violence that liberals tried to protect him from.
He lost his freedom through the very tool of violence that liberals tried to protect him from.
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Liberals advocate for gun control -- to protect everyone's freedom, including the freedom of those like Charlie Kirk who disparaged that understanding of freedom.
He lost his freedom through the very tool of violence that liberals tried to protect him from.
He lost his freedom through the very tool of violence that liberals tried to protect him from.
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March saw the third-highest number of layoffs in U.S. history, and 80% of them were caused by DOGE
This was before the tariffs
It's just...unbelievable
This was before the tariffs
It's just...unbelievable
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
March saw the third-highest number of layoffs in U.S. history, and 80% of them were caused by DOGE
This was before the tariffs
It's just...unbelievable
This was before the tariffs
It's just...unbelievable
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Everyone knows that the correct place to share classified information about military actions is in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
March 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Everyone knows that the correct place to share classified information about military actions is in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
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Perfection.
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Perfection.
I'm watching my all my investments and my daughter's 529 go up in smoke. But that's OK, because I'm taking Ivermectin as an anti-depressant and feel pretty good about everything now.
March 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm watching my all my investments and my daughter's 529 go up in smoke. But that's OK, because I'm taking Ivermectin as an anti-depressant and feel pretty good about everything now.
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It's almost as if a gibbering degenerate President with zero understanding of markets or respect for the rule of law who is engaged in moronic tariff wars and a wholesale betrayal of our alliances is bad for the market.
Strange how that happens.
Strange how that happens.
March 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's almost as if a gibbering degenerate President with zero understanding of markets or respect for the rule of law who is engaged in moronic tariff wars and a wholesale betrayal of our alliances is bad for the market.
Strange how that happens.
Strange how that happens.
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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
March 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
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Just cut federal cancer research & food for starving children.
February 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just cut federal cancer research & food for starving children.
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You haven't seen any vulgar accomplishments until you've seen this response >>>
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You haven't seen any vulgar accomplishments until you've seen this response >>>
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Defeating Musk with one DEEZ NUTS email at a time
February 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Defeating Musk with one DEEZ NUTS email at a time
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Donald Trump lying about Ukraine starting the war with Russia makes me ashamed to be an American.
I have done a 2 man patrol at night through Fallujah to extract and intubated COVID patients long before a vaccine. I've killed people for America and I've saved people for America.
I am ashamed.
I have done a 2 man patrol at night through Fallujah to extract and intubated COVID patients long before a vaccine. I've killed people for America and I've saved people for America.
I am ashamed.
February 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Donald Trump lying about Ukraine starting the war with Russia makes me ashamed to be an American.
I have done a 2 man patrol at night through Fallujah to extract and intubated COVID patients long before a vaccine. I've killed people for America and I've saved people for America.
I am ashamed.
I have done a 2 man patrol at night through Fallujah to extract and intubated COVID patients long before a vaccine. I've killed people for America and I've saved people for America.
I am ashamed.
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That whole Leopard's eating faces shit
After years of cheering on Trump’s war against “government workers,” his own diehard supporters are now realizing that means them too.
Trump Voters Are Getting Fired By Trump
Stupid is as stupid votes.
www.thegodpodcast.com
February 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That whole Leopard's eating faces shit
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I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone
February 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone
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Money talks
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Money talks
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Trump: "Big tariffs coming!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he'll do it."
Trump: "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO BIG TARIFFS!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he will."
Trump: "OK, here are the big tariffs I promised. BOOM!"
J.P. Morgan: "Wow, nobody could have foreseen this."
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he'll do it."
Trump: "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO BIG TARIFFS!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he will."
Trump: "OK, here are the big tariffs I promised. BOOM!"
J.P. Morgan: "Wow, nobody could have foreseen this."
February 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trump: "Big tariffs coming!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he'll do it."
Trump: "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO BIG TARIFFS!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he will."
Trump: "OK, here are the big tariffs I promised. BOOM!"
J.P. Morgan: "Wow, nobody could have foreseen this."
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he'll do it."
Trump: "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO BIG TARIFFS!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he will."
Trump: "OK, here are the big tariffs I promised. BOOM!"
J.P. Morgan: "Wow, nobody could have foreseen this."
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I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
Guys chill, it was a Space-X-celebratory-jab and didn't even look like a Nazi salute. The Dali Lama was the original one to do this anyway, but nobody was upset then!
-Fox News types probably.
-Fox News types probably.
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Guys chill, it was a Space-X-celebratory-jab and didn't even look like a Nazi salute. The Dali Lama was the original one to do this anyway, but nobody was upset then!
-Fox News types probably.
-Fox News types probably.
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Well, America has officially entered the Finding Out phase of the journey.
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well, America has officially entered the Finding Out phase of the journey.
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I love how we’re never going to know if someone used a cybertruck for a terrorist attack since they spontaneously combust ALL THE TIME.
January 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love how we’re never going to know if someone used a cybertruck for a terrorist attack since they spontaneously combust ALL THE TIME.
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Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.