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Nikolaj de Los Muertos Bill
@nikolajbill.bsky.social
Catholic without a home, Recovering ex-Trad, Social Democrat, Linguist, and Hockey Fan. I mistype a lot.
This is not a ghost, and most likely a trick of the light off the curtain in the window. But I still like sharing our photo from a ghost tour in the Fort Worth stockyards.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh, look. Thank you, now schismatic Redemptorists for making this point.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Holy shit, Elon’s got feet like he’s going to try to kill Bart Simpson.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
While you were out partying, I was studying carbonated waters. While you were kissing your dates, I was perfecting the sip angle of La Croix. Now the town mocks me, calls me “sparkle pig boy,” but one day… one day they will understand the refinement I wield.
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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"For more than a decade, Catholic nuns and clergy members visited the Broadview facility every Friday ... The coalition included Sister JoAnn Persch, who regularly visited the facility until her death last week at 91." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...
Catholic Group Sues Trump Administration for Access to Immigration Facility
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Kids these days can’t just google ‘hardware store’
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This is on me. I should have read the law better. But in calculating my preliminary 2025 tax return, I hadn’t realized the no tax on overtime is only for the extra over the normal hourly rate. I thought anything over 40 hours wasn’t taxed.

If I got confused, I expect there’ll be many others as well
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Happy for you/sorry that happened
BREAKING

President Trump says he has signed the Epstein files legislation.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I do my best to not actually listen to Mike Johnson because in my mind he has a breathy voice that whistles when he speaks.
Mike Johnson Justifies Trump Threatening to Execute Democrats
Republicans are rushing to defend Donald Trump’s extremist ravings.
newrepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I was hungry and you liked my Tweet; I was thirsty and you subscribed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Rude of the Onion to dox me like this.
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Car study:

"Two Teslas, the Model Y and Model S, make the most dangerous cars list despite Tesla’s advanced driver-assist technology
Tesla also has the highest fatal accident rate by brand, followed by Kia, Buick, Dodge, and Hyundai"

https://www.iseecars.com/most-dangerous-cars-study
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Sheesh. In other words, there is never good news.
Yes, other people will try and take up the mantle of Trump. But he was a unique personality. If you really think JD Vance and Pete Hegseth can re-create what Trump has done in the past eight years, I can’t help you.
The high water mark for Trump doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the high water mark for the party that empowered him.

Are we to believe when he’s gone they won’t continue with his corruption they’ve normalized and embraced?
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Therapist: The John Calvin Poltergeist isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.

John Calvin Poltergeist:
I really want to know what’s going on in the class that meets here before mine
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I hope all the people who tried to rehabilitate Hanania and let him in the tent, eat crow
I'm just fascinated by what's going on in the Bay Area
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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reform of the reform but it's adding a communicantes of leftcath patron saints to EP 2
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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jokes aside this could be like John Paul II visiting Poland
Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And in the Second Trump presidency, this is not even the most alarming thing that has happened today.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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"Restoring the American Warfighter Ethos" is when you promote the three symbols that killed more American servicemembers combined than any other. Are there any Nazis, racists and slaver traitor losers this Administration hasn't liked and pampered?
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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It would, indeed, be great if Christians acknowledged the reality of the situation, assessed reality in the light of what we as Christians know to be true, and take action to protect the truth. Great steps toward not living by the lies of MAGA and Orbanism
Amazing; just like his book “Live Not by Lies, which posits the existence of an emerging secularist totalitarian government in the US that, interestingly, does not exist
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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lol

“i’M a DaTa JoURnAlIsT!”
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Not to worry. DHS has a solution to whatever may ail you. A final solution if you will.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM