Elvie 🍂💀
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catholic (normal). love Jesus, love mary, hate sin, hate the devil.
opinions are my own and have not been approved by a censor librorum.
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opinions are my own and have not been approved by a censor librorum.
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also, it seems to be an accepted journalistic practice to know things of vital public interest and not to publish them until it is too late for the public to act on them; the way Lizza is an outlier is that he wasn't holding onto it for a book but for a substack trashing his ex
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
also, it seems to be an accepted journalistic practice to know things of vital public interest and not to publish them until it is too late for the public to act on them; the way Lizza is an outlier is that he wasn't holding onto it for a book but for a substack trashing his ex
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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
I love my adopted home state but at the same time oregonians are some of the stupidest people on earth I swear
The campaign hoping to refer Oregon's newly passed gas tax increase to next year's ballot now says it has more than 150,000 signatures -- roughly double of what it needs. #orpol
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I love my adopted home state but at the same time oregonians are some of the stupidest people on earth I swear
the thing this very stupid argument somehow skips over is that different languages exist and the words in them mean different things even if those words sound alike and share roots. this even happens within languages! ask a venezuelan and a mexican what "conchita" means lmao
I am perfectly happy to acknowledge that the spanish & portuguese word "americano/a" means "inhabitant of the american continent(s)."
the primary meaning of the british & american english word "american" is "inhabitant of the US"
the primary meaning of the british & american english word "american" is "inhabitant of the US"
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the thing this very stupid argument somehow skips over is that different languages exist and the words in them mean different things even if those words sound alike and share roots. this even happens within languages! ask a venezuelan and a mexican what "conchita" means lmao
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Traditionally, the Church is a little reluctant to let you have even one spouse. 0 is the official ideal number
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Traditionally, the Church is a little reluctant to let you have even one spouse. 0 is the official ideal number
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“did you know
that if you mix
5g of” — nope, skip, tell me what you’re making first
that if you mix
5g of” — nope, skip, tell me what you’re making first
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“did you know
that if you mix
5g of” — nope, skip, tell me what you’re making first
that if you mix
5g of” — nope, skip, tell me what you’re making first
if you're not reading menswear guy's alt text now's the time to start btw
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if you're not reading menswear guy's alt text now's the time to start btw
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All pagan holidays were originally Christian
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
All pagan holidays were originally Christian
"I can't bear the idea of creating a collection for a project but having random unrelated to-do lists before and after it" idk what you want us to say, man. do something else
some people just wake up in the morning and think to themselves "time to log on to the bullet journaling subreddit and post about why rapid logging, migrating tasks, and creating collections as they arise don't work and ask how I can bullet journal without all that"
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"I can't bear the idea of creating a collection for a project but having random unrelated to-do lists before and after it" idk what you want us to say, man. do something else
some people just wake up in the morning and think to themselves "time to log on to the bullet journaling subreddit and post about why rapid logging, migrating tasks, and creating collections as they arise don't work and ask how I can bullet journal without all that"
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
some people just wake up in the morning and think to themselves "time to log on to the bullet journaling subreddit and post about why rapid logging, migrating tasks, and creating collections as they arise don't work and ask how I can bullet journal without all that"
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Oh, you enjoy a particular meal? Great have fun
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh, you enjoy a particular meal? Great have fun
most pies are full of hot or room temperature fruit mush, which is the main reason pies are not good. the other reason is that pastry (the dough variety) is bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
most pies are full of hot or room temperature fruit mush, which is the main reason pies are not good. the other reason is that pastry (the dough variety) is bad
wednesday in particular is so goofy, everyone is out or leaves early to travel and I'm just sitting in my office at 3:30pm surrounded by dead silence
they should really give everyone the whole week of thanksgiving off, it’s not like any work gets done mon-wed with half of every office out anyway
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
wednesday in particular is so goofy, everyone is out or leaves early to travel and I'm just sitting in my office at 3:30pm surrounded by dead silence
getting korean for dinner. galbi-jjim a live possibility
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
getting korean for dinner. galbi-jjim a live possibility
"God has ordained that what is done in communion with others has to be preferred to what is done alone. To join with many others and to work together with others for their good projects is always very charitable. It may happen that, all by oneself, one can do the same sort of good work as is done/
Had an insight about why corporate worship is the high point of the Christian week—because humans are created to be with others in relationship, and thus we are all more fully ourselves, all other things being equal, when we are with others.
We worship God more fully as individuals together. 🕯️
We worship God more fully as individuals together. 🕯️
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"God has ordained that what is done in communion with others has to be preferred to what is done alone. To join with many others and to work together with others for their good projects is always very charitable. It may happen that, all by oneself, one can do the same sort of good work as is done/
if you have a sewing machine and scissors and are interested in handmade stocking stuffers people tend to really like, can I recommend pocket tissue cases?
late november is all about buying supplies for handmade christmas gifts that you may or may not ever actually finish
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if you have a sewing machine and scissors and are interested in handmade stocking stuffers people tend to really like, can I recommend pocket tissue cases?
late november is all about buying supplies for handmade christmas gifts that you may or may not ever actually finish
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
late november is all about buying supplies for handmade christmas gifts that you may or may not ever actually finish
it's not even a dialect thing bc neither scones nor barm cakes nor any of the other things they try to tell bouie his biscuits are ACTUALLY called are laminated, they have no idea what they're even looking at. I get called ignorant for saying "british beans are not the same as american beans" and th
every time bouie posts a(n absolutely insanely beautiful) biscuit pic my blocklist grows by 30-100 users. they lose their damn minds if you post the ingredients list of heinz beans and then throw the world's most annoying "I am enraged when we are not about me?" fit if someone isn't british
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it's not even a dialect thing bc neither scones nor barm cakes nor any of the other things they try to tell bouie his biscuits are ACTUALLY called are laminated, they have no idea what they're even looking at. I get called ignorant for saying "british beans are not the same as american beans" and th
we finally watched frankenstein last night. I haven't read the book so coming at it from a purely movie-based perspective I thought it was great 👍
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
we finally watched frankenstein last night. I haven't read the book so coming at it from a purely movie-based perspective I thought it was great 👍
what if the first reading for Christ the King was 1 samuel 8 when the israelites request a human king to rule over them instead of God
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
what if the first reading for Christ the King was 1 samuel 8 when the israelites request a human king to rule over them instead of God
if you make your buttered noodles with cellentani and beurre monte and add some fresh ground pepper and parmesan, that's grown-up food. just a tip for all you buttered noodle enjoyers
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
if you make your buttered noodles with cellentani and beurre monte and add some fresh ground pepper and parmesan, that's grown-up food. just a tip for all you buttered noodle enjoyers
the most-underrated miraculous medical advance is imo IV fluids. like it's been around a while but no one ever stops and considers the sheer number of people who we're able to keep alive simply by pumping clean salty water into them, who would have otherwise died
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the most-underrated miraculous medical advance is imo IV fluids. like it's been around a while but no one ever stops and considers the sheer number of people who we're able to keep alive simply by pumping clean salty water into them, who would have otherwise died
about to enter into a solemn liturgical season, and you know what that means! watching a bunch of muslimah daily routine videos on youtube
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
about to enter into a solemn liturgical season, and you know what that means! watching a bunch of muslimah daily routine videos on youtube
I recently acquired not one but two (2) black turtlenecks (one secondhand find, one birthday gift) and I'm pleased to announce that I have officially become "vera farmiga as lorraine warren"
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I recently acquired not one but two (2) black turtlenecks (one secondhand find, one birthday gift) and I'm pleased to announce that I have officially become "vera farmiga as lorraine warren"