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a skeleton
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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Wait a minute! Why can't Santa use his knowledge of toymaking to defuse the bomb?! *Santa begins to stammer excuses while the other hostages murmur in agreement with me*
December 11, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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they're trying to get jean valjean to steal this fucker
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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108. 🏀
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
September 17, 2023 at 5:51 AM
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Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
by age 30 you should have a group of friends that is 30 minutes late to everything
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
a normal thing to say in the world of hunter x hunter
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I'm crashing out at the bog
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@vrunt.social good job! do you think fargond will be back any time soon... asking for a friend
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
nothing like looking up mundane things on wookieepedia
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Hi everyone! 👋 New to the server so I'm sorry if this gets asked a lot, but what is the truth behind the strange circumstances of my parents' tragic death? 🤔
October 11, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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TOMORROW. 11 AM MT.

EXTRA LIFE.

IT'S FUN.

HANG OUT (this is the schedule as always the schedule will be constantly up for debate)
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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scary
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
scary
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Sometimes, when you live in Philadelphia, you get to say things like, "oh damn, I still have leftover hoagie."
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM