Niche Guava
@nietszcheguevara.bsky.social
Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
Ana Kasparian is a birthing person
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ana Kasparian is a birthing person
Could everyone please just fuck off
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Could everyone please just fuck off
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at a time where reality matters less and less i think its probably bad to embrace unreality as a coping mechanism
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
at a time where reality matters less and less i think its probably bad to embrace unreality as a coping mechanism
Ugh is it atheism day again already
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ugh is it atheism day again already
I could probably get up to 3 or 4 likes a day
you guys should quit your jobs and just do this full time
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I could probably get up to 3 or 4 likes a day
He was even excellent in Mr. And Mrs. Smith!!
I haven’t seen There Will Be Blood, but I have seen Paul Dano in Prisoners, 12 Years A Slave, Swiss Army Man, Love & Mercy, The Fabelmans and The Batman which is enough to know he’s a generational talent
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He was even excellent in Mr. And Mrs. Smith!!
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You don’t have to actually say “Secretary of War”
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You don’t have to actually say “Secretary of War”
When my wife is no longer sick, I’m going to explain the shit out of the Olivia Nuzzi saga to her
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When my wife is no longer sick, I’m going to explain the shit out of the Olivia Nuzzi saga to her
I think more would benefit if therapists prioritized talking like normal people.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think more would benefit if therapists prioritized talking like normal people.
Oh good, these fucking things are driving around my neighborhood
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh good, these fucking things are driving around my neighborhood
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
I also saw a movie with him set in the 60s, wouldn’t he be very old in a movie set in modern times???
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I also saw a movie with him set in the 60s, wouldn’t he be very old in a movie set in modern times???
This must be the thing that Matt Yglesias thinks the American Right is correct about
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This must be the thing that Matt Yglesias thinks the American Right is correct about
Schiff and Padilla, senators from a state where weed is legal. What could possibly be the justification??
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Schiff and Padilla, senators from a state where weed is legal. What could possibly be the justification??
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
I listened to @chrislhayes.bsky.social’s podcast today and highly recommend
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I listened to @chrislhayes.bsky.social’s podcast today and highly recommend
I’m pretty grateful that the people who like this stuff wear it though
Lmao I googled howitzer so I could list an accurate caliber for this shitpost and found the "howitzer clothing company", one of these chud coded companies that does the monochrome American flag designs among other things and it's one of the most wildly pathetic things I've seen in my entire life
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m pretty grateful that the people who like this stuff wear it though
Why is the cast of What Women Want so stacked?
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why is the cast of What Women Want so stacked?
I’m threatening to call Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m threatening to call Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow
I remember, in 2007, my uncle who worked at a bank was talking about the inevitability of a crash. Everyone was like “oh, that’s interesting”
You hear people in tech and finance now talking in similar ways about the AI bubble, as if it’s just an interesting potential disaster
You hear people in tech and finance now talking in similar ways about the AI bubble, as if it’s just an interesting potential disaster
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I remember, in 2007, my uncle who worked at a bank was talking about the inevitability of a crash. Everyone was like “oh, that’s interesting”
You hear people in tech and finance now talking in similar ways about the AI bubble, as if it’s just an interesting potential disaster
You hear people in tech and finance now talking in similar ways about the AI bubble, as if it’s just an interesting potential disaster
Schumer has to go, immediately
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Schumer has to go, immediately
I can’t think of a single thing.
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I can’t think of a single thing.
Voting in Texas sucks. You walk into a polling place and a proposition is like “kids should be separated by race at school” and you’re like “well, clearly no” and then it passes like 75/25
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Voting in Texas sucks. You walk into a polling place and a proposition is like “kids should be separated by race at school” and you’re like “well, clearly no” and then it passes like 75/25