Niche Guava
@nietszcheguevara.bsky.social
Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
Because of this, my wife and I decided to put “fuck you toby keith” on the marquee at our wedding reception
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Because of this, my wife and I decided to put “fuck you toby keith” on the marquee at our wedding reception
This couch is for chillin’
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This couch is for chillin’
Just learning about so called “Mar-a-Lago face” and realizing I guess I thought they didn’t know they looked like absolute dogshit. I don’t know what to do with the idea that that’s what they were going for.
October 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just learning about so called “Mar-a-Lago face” and realizing I guess I thought they didn’t know they looked like absolute dogshit. I don’t know what to do with the idea that that’s what they were going for.
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The conservative Supreme Court justices have gone completely rogue, are traitors to the constitution, and should be impeached and imprisoned until we can figure out what the hell is going on
September 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The conservative Supreme Court justices have gone completely rogue, are traitors to the constitution, and should be impeached and imprisoned until we can figure out what the hell is going on
The only chipocalypse happening in this country is when I get ahold of a bag of these bad boys.
September 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The only chipocalypse happening in this country is when I get ahold of a bag of these bad boys.
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September 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I can’t believe they didn’t go with my submission…
September 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I can’t believe they didn’t go with my submission…
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Here’s what I think the new Cracker Barrel logo should look like
August 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Here’s what I think the new Cracker Barrel logo should look like
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with.
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with.
Being vegan is such a constant parade of disappointments.
My new theory is that it trends up with social progressivism is popular and retracts when social regressivism or nihilism is surges
My new theory is that it trends up with social progressivism is popular and retracts when social regressivism or nihilism is surges
August 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Being vegan is such a constant parade of disappointments.
My new theory is that it trends up with social progressivism is popular and retracts when social regressivism or nihilism is surges
My new theory is that it trends up with social progressivism is popular and retracts when social regressivism or nihilism is surges
I remember him from years ago
August 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I remember him from years ago
My wife drew me looking at Bluesky after work yesterday
July 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My wife drew me looking at Bluesky after work yesterday
The ones I’m snubbing are lucky. The rest will not know a moment’s peace while I’m around.
July 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The ones I’m snubbing are lucky. The rest will not know a moment’s peace while I’m around.
I thought these were pants and was weighing whether or not I’d wear them when I discovered that it’s a door curtain
June 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I thought these were pants and was weighing whether or not I’d wear them when I discovered that it’s a door curtain
Mmm David Lunch…
June 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Mmm David Lunch…
Healing tattoos and mosquito bites on both legs?
June 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Healing tattoos and mosquito bites on both legs?