@nickhalfasleep.bsky.social
You’ve just opened up a Culture-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Gravitas
What are you calling it?
Gravitas
You've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
"IDIC"
(it's a buffet)
what are you calling it?
"IDIC"
(it's a buffet)
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
You’ve just opened up a Culture-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Gravitas
What are you calling it?
Gravitas
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Jim Beam Whiskey will shut its distillery for 2026 thanks to plummeting sales amid retaliatory tariffs from the European Union after Trump's tariffs and a bourbon boycott from Canada.
www.kentucky.com/news/busines...
www.kentucky.com/news/busines...
Major Kentucky bourbon maker Jim Beam shuttering distillery for 2026
The move comes as Kentucky’s $9 billion bourbon industry is dealing with a glut of supply and slipping sales.
www.kentucky.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jim Beam Whiskey will shut its distillery for 2026 thanks to plummeting sales amid retaliatory tariffs from the European Union after Trump's tariffs and a bourbon boycott from Canada.
www.kentucky.com/news/busines...
www.kentucky.com/news/busines...
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
@patrickwyman.bsky.social i regret I will never be the dad Bluey’s is.
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@patrickwyman.bsky.social i regret I will never be the dad Bluey’s is.
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oh so those epstein files are BAD bad
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
oh so those epstein files are BAD bad
Pedophile in Chief
POTUS Pedophile Of The United States
Commander in Little Girls
POTUS Pedophile Of The United States
Commander in Little Girls
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Pedophile in Chief
POTUS Pedophile Of The United States
Commander in Little Girls
POTUS Pedophile Of The United States
Commander in Little Girls
Imagine invading a sovereign nation just to distract voters.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Imagine invading a sovereign nation just to distract voters.
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So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
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Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
@edzitron.com @raaleh.bsky.social
I want to suggest a new word for people faking compute sales to an audience.
crayfabe
I want to suggest a new word for people faking compute sales to an audience.
crayfabe
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@edzitron.com @raaleh.bsky.social
I want to suggest a new word for people faking compute sales to an audience.
crayfabe
I want to suggest a new word for people faking compute sales to an audience.
crayfabe
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FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy
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Today we note the passing of a real Dick
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Today we note the passing of a real Dick
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Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy Halloween
@patrickwyman.bsky.social You should have @hankgreen.bsky.social and @peterbrannen.bsky.social on Tides to argue if Everything is Carbon Dioxide or Tuberculosis.
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@patrickwyman.bsky.social You should have @hankgreen.bsky.social and @peterbrannen.bsky.social on Tides to argue if Everything is Carbon Dioxide or Tuberculosis.
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i was on a podcast from australia
Well There Isn't Your Problem: @boontavista.com and @donoteat.bsky.social, two great flavours together at last m.soundcloud.com/boontavista/...
EPISODE 418: Bad Sausages At The Clermont Hotel (with Justin Roczniak)
Stream EPISODE 418: Bad Sausages At The Clermont Hotel (with Justin Roczniak) by Boonta Vista on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
m.soundcloud.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i was on a podcast from australia
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
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Lmao at no point here does she say "No, there are no photos of Donald Trump with half-naked young women," she just goes straight to attacking Whitehouse. I'm not sure how she could've made him look guiltier unless she'd actually thrown the original photos at the senators.
NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse
October 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lmao at no point here does she say "No, there are no photos of Donald Trump with half-naked young women," she just goes straight to attacking Whitehouse. I'm not sure how she could've made him look guiltier unless she'd actually thrown the original photos at the senators.
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October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
Electronic Arts Bonesaw Journalists 2k26
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Electronic Arts Bonesaw Journalists 2k26
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Waymo? More like wait… no
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Waymo? More like wait… no