Yote
@dcyote.bsky.social
Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep.
Hehe, I love the "Newfie" accent
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Hehe, I love the "Newfie" accent
Things that annoy me #2272:
Seasonal air fresheners.
I have to buy 4-5 cans at a time like some kind of insane person because the flavor I like is only available from November to January. I like my house to smell good all year round, not just during the holidays. >:(
Seasonal air fresheners.
I have to buy 4-5 cans at a time like some kind of insane person because the flavor I like is only available from November to January. I like my house to smell good all year round, not just during the holidays. >:(
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Things that annoy me #2272:
Seasonal air fresheners.
I have to buy 4-5 cans at a time like some kind of insane person because the flavor I like is only available from November to January. I like my house to smell good all year round, not just during the holidays. >:(
Seasonal air fresheners.
I have to buy 4-5 cans at a time like some kind of insane person because the flavor I like is only available from November to January. I like my house to smell good all year round, not just during the holidays. >:(
The steam from the power plant's cooling towers rising up and freezing and falling back as snow is kinda wild.
Nuclear powered snow :3
Nuclear powered snow :3
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The steam from the power plant's cooling towers rising up and freezing and falling back as snow is kinda wild.
Nuclear powered snow :3
Nuclear powered snow :3
"Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me, is so unreal
And so, as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could, but it's too late"
(Artwork by Flessia on FA)
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me, is so unreal
And so, as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could, but it's too late"
(Artwork by Flessia on FA)
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 AM
"Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me, is so unreal
And so, as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could, but it's too late"
(Artwork by Flessia on FA)
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me, is so unreal
And so, as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could, but it's too late"
(Artwork by Flessia on FA)
Made it home and have tomorrow off, so enjoying a cocktail suggested by my FO on the get home leg.
Don Q rum (he insisted on this. "It has to be Puerto Rican" he said), orange and cranberry juice. *Thumbs up*
Anyway, happy Nude Rear or whatever.
Don Q rum (he insisted on this. "It has to be Puerto Rican" he said), orange and cranberry juice. *Thumbs up*
Anyway, happy Nude Rear or whatever.
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Made it home and have tomorrow off, so enjoying a cocktail suggested by my FO on the get home leg.
Don Q rum (he insisted on this. "It has to be Puerto Rican" he said), orange and cranberry juice. *Thumbs up*
Anyway, happy Nude Rear or whatever.
Don Q rum (he insisted on this. "It has to be Puerto Rican" he said), orange and cranberry juice. *Thumbs up*
Anyway, happy Nude Rear or whatever.
You know. I switched to streaming services because I could watch a whole series at once without commercials. Now they release one episode a week, and there’s commercials. Just like cable. Congratulations. You became the thing you were supposed to destroy.
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You know. I switched to streaming services because I could watch a whole series at once without commercials. Now they release one episode a week, and there’s commercials. Just like cable. Congratulations. You became the thing you were supposed to destroy.
God I love that my OCs have inspired others to create their own smut. :D
Go forth and spread debauchery, my children!
Go forth and spread debauchery, my children!
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
God I love that my OCs have inspired others to create their own smut. :D
Go forth and spread debauchery, my children!
Go forth and spread debauchery, my children!
🎵Said the Doberman to the shepherd girl; do you see what I see? A yote, a yote, trussed up on the floor, shall we flog his rear end some more?🎵
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
🎵Said the Doberman to the shepherd girl; do you see what I see? A yote, a yote, trussed up on the floor, shall we flog his rear end some more?🎵
I wanted a grilled cheese, but didn't have any bread so I made quesadillas instead. It's basically the same thing but better.
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wanted a grilled cheese, but didn't have any bread so I made quesadillas instead. It's basically the same thing but better.
Why yes, I would like a giant LEGO knockoff Typhoon class submarine.
:D
:D
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Why yes, I would like a giant LEGO knockoff Typhoon class submarine.
:D
:D
Standard annual PSA from a former firedoggo. Enjoy the holiday season but please, don't drink and drive. Don't be the reason someone loses their everything.
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Standard annual PSA from a former firedoggo. Enjoy the holiday season but please, don't drink and drive. Don't be the reason someone loses their everything.
My kingdom for some birria tacos right now.
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My kingdom for some birria tacos right now.
In the spirit of Christmas movies, should I subject myself to "Die Hard 2" ?
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
In the spirit of Christmas movies, should I subject myself to "Die Hard 2" ?
*pulled over in the Mustang*
Trooper: "Any reason for you speed, sir?"
Me: *Hits "resume", metal cover of 'Paranoid' plays*
Trooper: *nods head slightly with the beat* "Understandable. Just try and keep it under 80, okay?"
Trooper: "Any reason for you speed, sir?"
Me: *Hits "resume", metal cover of 'Paranoid' plays*
Trooper: *nods head slightly with the beat* "Understandable. Just try and keep it under 80, okay?"
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
*pulled over in the Mustang*
Trooper: "Any reason for you speed, sir?"
Me: *Hits "resume", metal cover of 'Paranoid' plays*
Trooper: *nods head slightly with the beat* "Understandable. Just try and keep it under 80, okay?"
Trooper: "Any reason for you speed, sir?"
Me: *Hits "resume", metal cover of 'Paranoid' plays*
Trooper: *nods head slightly with the beat* "Understandable. Just try and keep it under 80, okay?"
I'm not saying that a train blowing the horn at a grade crossing isn't important, but maybe we don't need to lay on the horn for 30 goddamned seconds at a crossing in the middle of nowhere at 4 am.
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'm not saying that a train blowing the horn at a grade crossing isn't important, but maybe we don't need to lay on the horn for 30 goddamned seconds at a crossing in the middle of nowhere at 4 am.
Blaming @milesintransit.com because I'm going online to order Snyder's pretzels because I can't find them anywhere around here.
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Blaming @milesintransit.com because I'm going online to order Snyder's pretzels because I can't find them anywhere around here.
Joe Pesci - What the Fuck Is This Piece of Shit? (Tales from the Crypt)
YouTube video by Sakhr
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was today years old when I learned that you can just buy “Delta Airlines cookies” at the dollar store.
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I was today years old when I learned that you can just buy “Delta Airlines cookies” at the dollar store.
Frau Yote: "You like spicy food because the initial pain response of capsacasian causes your body to release endorphins, so it's basically BDSM for your mouth."
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Frau Yote: "You like spicy food because the initial pain response of capsacasian causes your body to release endorphins, so it's basically BDSM for your mouth."
Oh you had to play the Home Alone song. That one always gets me.
You see 20 years ago I came home from Iraq the first time. My mom sat at the airport for like 13 hours waiting for my delayed flight. I remember coming down the escalator and seeing her standing there, smiling.
You see 20 years ago I came home from Iraq the first time. My mom sat at the airport for like 13 hours waiting for my delayed flight. I remember coming down the escalator and seeing her standing there, smiling.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Oh you had to play the Home Alone song. That one always gets me.
You see 20 years ago I came home from Iraq the first time. My mom sat at the airport for like 13 hours waiting for my delayed flight. I remember coming down the escalator and seeing her standing there, smiling.
You see 20 years ago I came home from Iraq the first time. My mom sat at the airport for like 13 hours waiting for my delayed flight. I remember coming down the escalator and seeing her standing there, smiling.
"Let it Snow" always reminds me of Die Hard 2 and how all of those planes managed to land without smashing into one another and creating a catastrophe that would make Tenerife seem mild by comparison.
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"Let it Snow" always reminds me of Die Hard 2 and how all of those planes managed to land without smashing into one another and creating a catastrophe that would make Tenerife seem mild by comparison.
🎵I must stay conscious
Through the madness and chaos
So I call on my angels, they say
"Oh ye of so little faith, don't doubt it, don't doubt it
Victory is in your veins, you know it, you know it
And you will not negotiate, just fight it, just fight it
And be transformed"🎵
Through the madness and chaos
So I call on my angels, they say
"Oh ye of so little faith, don't doubt it, don't doubt it
Victory is in your veins, you know it, you know it
And you will not negotiate, just fight it, just fight it
And be transformed"🎵
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
🎵I must stay conscious
Through the madness and chaos
So I call on my angels, they say
"Oh ye of so little faith, don't doubt it, don't doubt it
Victory is in your veins, you know it, you know it
And you will not negotiate, just fight it, just fight it
And be transformed"🎵
Through the madness and chaos
So I call on my angels, they say
"Oh ye of so little faith, don't doubt it, don't doubt it
Victory is in your veins, you know it, you know it
And you will not negotiate, just fight it, just fight it
And be transformed"🎵