Yote
@dcyote.bsky.social
Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep.
Educating my fellow YouTube comment denizens on the intricacies of Arizona law and the mighty Saguaro Cactus. I have a life, I swear.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Educating my fellow YouTube comment denizens on the intricacies of Arizona law and the mighty Saguaro Cactus. I have a life, I swear.
At least y'all get to post them. I just get to sit here like
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
At least y'all get to post them. I just get to sit here like
Brother: Happy birthday dude!
Me: *sigh* You realize I can’t eat any of these, right?
Me: *sigh* You realize I can’t eat any of these, right?
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Brother: Happy birthday dude!
Me: *sigh* You realize I can’t eat any of these, right?
Me: *sigh* You realize I can’t eat any of these, right?
It's sort of amusing telling people not from the area about the Great Lakes. They're always shocked to learn that the lakes have killed thousands of people and claimed hundreds of ships because they're more like tiny freshwater oceans.
Anyhoo. Fair winds and following seas, gents. 🍺
Anyhoo. Fair winds and following seas, gents. 🍺
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's sort of amusing telling people not from the area about the Great Lakes. They're always shocked to learn that the lakes have killed thousands of people and claimed hundreds of ships because they're more like tiny freshwater oceans.
Anyhoo. Fair winds and following seas, gents. 🍺
Anyhoo. Fair winds and following seas, gents. 🍺
I heard a terrible sound, as if hundreds of DoT officers cried out
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I heard a terrible sound, as if hundreds of DoT officers cried out
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
I mean unless you’re on a carrier I guess.
I mean unless you’re on a carrier I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
I mean unless you’re on a carrier I guess.
I mean unless you’re on a carrier I guess.
SOME PEOPLE have insinuated that I “Decorate like a TGI Fridays.”
What do you think chat?
What do you think chat?
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
SOME PEOPLE have insinuated that I “Decorate like a TGI Fridays.”
What do you think chat?
What do you think chat?
It's not gonna get any better, hermano.
This was the closest thing I could find in Deutschland xD
This was the closest thing I could find in Deutschland xD
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It's not gonna get any better, hermano.
This was the closest thing I could find in Deutschland xD
This was the closest thing I could find in Deutschland xD
Wife: *goes to Germany to work on paperwork and stuff* "You're gonna be okay without me for a few days 'yote?"
Me: Yeah yeah sure. :D
*30 minutes after her plane departs*
"AAAAIIEYEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU"
Me: Yeah yeah sure. :D
*30 minutes after her plane departs*
"AAAAIIEYEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU"
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wife: *goes to Germany to work on paperwork and stuff* "You're gonna be okay without me for a few days 'yote?"
Me: Yeah yeah sure. :D
*30 minutes after her plane departs*
"AAAAIIEYEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU"
Me: Yeah yeah sure. :D
*30 minutes after her plane departs*
"AAAAIIEYEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU"
If the government's shut down, can I ride my quad here now?
#Ifyouknowyouknow
#Ifyouknowyouknow
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If the government's shut down, can I ride my quad here now?
#Ifyouknowyouknow
#Ifyouknowyouknow
Ah shit I almost missed it!
Happy 1011!
Happy 1011!
October 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ah shit I almost missed it!
Happy 1011!
Happy 1011!
I don’t know I had the lasagna.
October 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don’t know I had the lasagna.
Good morning fellow triangle dog.
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Good morning fellow triangle dog.
You know you can just like, back up and try it again right? This ain't the CDL test where you get docked points for it.
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know you can just like, back up and try it again right? This ain't the CDL test where you get docked points for it.
Waymo? More like wait… no
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Waymo? More like wait… no
Overall it's a good series, and maybe it's cuz I'm not a Navy guy but there's some things in this 'Top Guns' documentary series that has me like
September 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Overall it's a good series, and maybe it's cuz I'm not a Navy guy but there's some things in this 'Top Guns' documentary series that has me like
This is all I can think of.
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is all I can think of.
Contrary to Hollywood belief, you don't get to pick your callsign because it's something that sounds cool. It's usually because of something embarrassing you did, or your last name sounds funny.
September 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Contrary to Hollywood belief, you don't get to pick your callsign because it's something that sounds cool. It's usually because of something embarrassing you did, or your last name sounds funny.
This is fake news. Chees are not a disappointment. They are my favorite big cat because they are chill AF and hang out with dogs.
September 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
This is fake news. Chees are not a disappointment. They are my favorite big cat because they are chill AF and hang out with dogs.
The hell was in those Frosted Flakes?!
September 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The hell was in those Frosted Flakes?!
Oh have I got news for you, doggo.
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh have I got news for you, doggo.
Oh deer.
So apparently there’s this… herd? Family? RICO organization? Of deer that hang out in the backyard and eat birdseed from the feeder.
My grandma fends them off with a garden hose. It’s fairly amusing.
So apparently there’s this… herd? Family? RICO organization? Of deer that hang out in the backyard and eat birdseed from the feeder.
My grandma fends them off with a garden hose. It’s fairly amusing.
August 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh deer.
So apparently there’s this… herd? Family? RICO organization? Of deer that hang out in the backyard and eat birdseed from the feeder.
My grandma fends them off with a garden hose. It’s fairly amusing.
So apparently there’s this… herd? Family? RICO organization? Of deer that hang out in the backyard and eat birdseed from the feeder.
My grandma fends them off with a garden hose. It’s fairly amusing.