these dudes are really stealing the thunder from *my* divorce

Don't talk to me until I've turned the brightness up on my phone

News: #DANDADAN 2nd Season (Dan Da Dan Season 2) casts Hiroyuki Yoshino as Manjiro; premieres on July 4 #ダンダダン listani.me/dandadan-s2-...

The internet ruined me. I heard someone say "Hi" and immediately in my brain rolled "Nani ga suki?". Send help.

Life is like when you drop something and as you bend over to pick it up you drop something else, but until you die.

I want to spend a week eating like I did in high school and see if I survive.

It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time.

Please do not take this personally, but everything happening is all your fault.

More people need to be appreciative of the fact that i do not own a flamethrower

the trojan horse was kind of a one trick pony tbh

The new Neil Halloran documentary on Smallpox has completely changed how I see the RFK Jr. version of the world. Neil (softly) argues that realizing that disease isn't the fault of the sick /or/ the fault of the Gods ushered in a new future where we felt the authority to care for each other.

Since we’re in a relatively safe space…this post is terrible messaging and I am baffled that it gets likes. Its root message is “who cares about the truth, just do the stuff /I/ think is right!!”

“hope you have a good day!”

i assure you, i will not

What I hate or what I love, I wonder what will ruin me today.

global mental collapse should be called the Not Great Depression

it's kind of crazy how there is a pit of acid inside of us that we throw food into

Flexing on my house plants by drinking water in front of them

My sword is sharp, but my pen is sharpie-er.

Latest travel in #Lyon ! Lyon is such a beautiful city, worth the travel.