officer nastygurt
@nastygurt.bsky.social
I experience things on a consistent basis and use it to be funny
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season of survivor where all the contestants are fat ugly idiots with no social skills
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
season of survivor where all the contestants are fat ugly idiots with no social skills
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i speak french to men, korean to my cats and in ultimatums to God
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i speak french to men, korean to my cats and in ultimatums to God
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accidentally closed my dick in my suit of armor and now it gets hard sideways
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
accidentally closed my dick in my suit of armor and now it gets hard sideways
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liquidating all my assets into goo and slime to roll around in until i mutate
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
liquidating all my assets into goo and slime to roll around in until i mutate
having tics is actually the worst i used to have this one as a kid that made me roll my eyes all the time so i would get constant headaches and now this old one has resurfaced where I randomly do throat clicks and hold my breath and it genuinely almost makes me throw up and makes my throat sore-
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
having tics is actually the worst i used to have this one as a kid that made me roll my eyes all the time so i would get constant headaches and now this old one has resurfaced where I randomly do throat clicks and hold my breath and it genuinely almost makes me throw up and makes my throat sore-
I was at supercon and I asked the voice actors for senshi and laios if the dungeon meshi crew would eat the saja boys. they said “nooo they’re too humanoid” which is the coward’s way out. spitroast those boys right now
July 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I was at supercon and I asked the voice actors for senshi and laios if the dungeon meshi crew would eat the saja boys. they said “nooo they’re too humanoid” which is the coward’s way out. spitroast those boys right now
never say neurospicy ever again
July 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
never say neurospicy ever again
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lotta people pointing out how I’m wrong and stupid, but you have to admit that if the facts were different then I’d be right
July 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lotta people pointing out how I’m wrong and stupid, but you have to admit that if the facts were different then I’d be right
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guy who applies lube like the mustard zigzag on a hot dog
July 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
guy who applies lube like the mustard zigzag on a hot dog
why isn’t there a tadc idol au someone get on that
July 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
why isn’t there a tadc idol au someone get on that
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Question for my weird as fuck off-putting fans: what the hell is wrong with you
July 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Question for my weird as fuck off-putting fans: what the hell is wrong with you
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If you chew through five mouth guards they will put your picture on the wall at the dentist
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you chew through five mouth guards they will put your picture on the wall at the dentist
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anybody know where I can find this painting that someone used as a filler image on Depop I love it so much
June 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
anybody know where I can find this painting that someone used as a filler image on Depop I love it so much
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
need a white claw in Kill You Flavor
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
need a white claw in Kill You Flavor
they should make a margarita that kills you
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
they should make a margarita that kills you
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they don't make shows like this anymore
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
they don't make shows like this anymore
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"Mm, yes, I'm basically a centrist," I say, adding a liberal amount of garlic and a conservative amount of salt
June 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Mm, yes, I'm basically a centrist," I say, adding a liberal amount of garlic and a conservative amount of salt
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog. We went our separate ways after the incident.
June 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jeremiah was a bullfrog. We went our separate ways after the incident.
If Nintendo releases more stuff that’s tariffed to the max I fully believe that Nintendo fanboys could storm the White House and save us
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If Nintendo releases more stuff that’s tariffed to the max I fully believe that Nintendo fanboys could storm the White House and save us
sandwiches will always be better than wraps
June 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
sandwiches will always be better than wraps