officer nastygurt
@nastygurt.bsky.social
I experience things on a consistent basis and use it to be funny
anybody know where I can find this painting that someone used as a filler image on Depop I love it so much
June 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
anybody know where I can find this painting that someone used as a filler image on Depop I love it so much
horrible thing stealing a chicken tender
June 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
horrible thing stealing a chicken tender
I just got shot in the chest 27 times they’re discontinuing the best goddamn Girl Scout cookie which is s’mores. Like do you want me to go fucking awol I ate pounds of this shit in high school it is straight crack cocaine in a cookie wallahi I’m finished don’t fucking talk to me
May 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I just got shot in the chest 27 times they’re discontinuing the best goddamn Girl Scout cookie which is s’mores. Like do you want me to go fucking awol I ate pounds of this shit in high school it is straight crack cocaine in a cookie wallahi I’m finished don’t fucking talk to me
wyd if i walked right up to you on the street and shoved one of these down your mouth hole
May 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
wyd if i walked right up to you on the street and shoved one of these down your mouth hole
would unironically wear these if they weren’t my entire paycheck
May 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
would unironically wear these if they weren’t my entire paycheck
made some heater coq au vin chicken recently
May 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
made some heater coq au vin chicken recently
while all this DOGE nonsense is going on, everyone should take the time to remember the real doge, kabosu. i’m sorry your name has been tainted like this sweet baby
March 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
while all this DOGE nonsense is going on, everyone should take the time to remember the real doge, kabosu. i’m sorry your name has been tainted like this sweet baby
five fucking genesects that were doing all kinds of insane acrobatics to avoid my pokeballs and escape them I wasted like 50 and more ultraballs on each I hate these things so much I’m going to squash them with my boot
February 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
five fucking genesects that were doing all kinds of insane acrobatics to avoid my pokeballs and escape them I wasted like 50 and more ultraballs on each I hate these things so much I’m going to squash them with my boot
average oingo boingo listener
February 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
average oingo boingo listener
great things happening on Twitter/X
February 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
great things happening on Twitter/X
idiot thing blocking the way to the good stuff
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
idiot thing blocking the way to the good stuff
all this guy does is @ hot gamer girls and complain brother what are we doing.
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
all this guy does is @ hot gamer girls and complain brother what are we doing.
why am I seeing cornball shit on my Threads
February 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
why am I seeing cornball shit on my Threads
when the game looks like this you know it's gonna be a GOTY
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
when the game looks like this you know it's gonna be a GOTY