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Annie, nannered. She/they. Festive.
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OH THAT IS INTERESTING
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Hahaha
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh do you fuckin think?
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The man has the charisma level of gonorrhea
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I’ve said this before but I still think a movie starring Dylan McDermott, Dermot Mulroney, and Dylan Mulvaney as siblings would really do a lot for my serotonin right now
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've been away for 11 days, it's my first night back and this guy is sleeping against my legs. Craig goes to cuddle me and gets kicked hard in the gut like "stay away ape man"
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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my “not involved in child sex trafficking” press conference raised a lot of questions already answered by my press conference
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Hi! Are you doomscrolling? Max loves you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I wish Porter airlines was on this app so I could ask them why it's so FUCKING HOT on this plane like what is the point of that if not to make me lose my shit and rip off my own face
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I have twin nephews and when I think of them at 2.5 I can’t even imagine dealing with them in the rubble of Gaza- Qamar has so much on her plate and needs to get food for her twins as well as for Elias who has a significant disability. Please help if you can.
I‘m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Qamar. Qamar has three children Elias, 5 and twins Abdul and Muhammad who are two and a half. Elias was born with cerebral palsy and has a variety of health issues, including lung problems for the smoke from the wood stove in their tent.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"I got myself real good there"

Craig, while giggling like a loon at something dumb he just said

#ConversationsWithCraig
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've been so fortunate to work with Mohammed El Abadsa over the past year. He's such a brilliant and multi-talented person who is caring for his family in the midst of this genocide. Please donate if you can and share widely if not!

chuffed.org/project/1548...
'Seeds of Hope' - help Mohammed and his family rebuild their life and home
Dear supporter, I have launched this fundraiser to support my dear friend Mohammed ElAbadsa, with whom I've been lucky enough to connect, correspond, and work with over the past year. Through a transl...
chuffed.org
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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current mood
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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honor dick cheney’s memory by shooting someone in the face and making them apologize for it
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Thinking about all the families around the world who faced unspeakable tragedies because of Dick Cheney- particularly families in Iraq and Afghanistan
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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They stop blaming others and they start pulling themselves up by their boot straps.
How does a 5 year old have $250?
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"If my funeral doesn't have strippers, I'm gonna fucking haunt you"

#conversationswithcraig
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Watching as we burn the earth to make creepy AI robots and realizing that humanity isn't going to be the race that establishes the Federation, it's going to be one of those weird loser planets from a mid-tier TNG episode
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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What I want to be: a brassy cunt that strikes fear into the hearts of men

What I have: a face that gives complete strangers the urge to share all their deepest trauma
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I’d say that it should be illegal to demolish any part of the White House but really, would it make any difference? Laws are for poors anyways. Along with morals and societal norms.
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM