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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
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Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
this is wild
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
this is wild
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rooting against teams is really much more satisfying then rooting for them
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
rooting against teams is really much more satisfying then rooting for them
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that was basically the inverse of a tush push
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
that was basically the inverse of a tush push
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Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
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i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
June 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
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Should've been called Chairs imo
July 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Should've been called Chairs imo
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the lads losing their mind at this one
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the lads losing their mind at this one
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The New Dork Times
July 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The New Dork Times
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in baseball i like when the catcher is throwing signs like "do this, pls do this" and the pitcher shakes their head like "absolutely not"
July 15, 2023 at 1:12 AM
in baseball i like when the catcher is throwing signs like "do this, pls do this" and the pitcher shakes their head like "absolutely not"
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Drinking liquids is our number one trait. If aliens did an impression of us it would be like “gulp gulp gulp”
June 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Drinking liquids is our number one trait. If aliens did an impression of us it would be like “gulp gulp gulp”
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I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse
June 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse
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chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
April 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
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nothing in the rule book says a dog can’t run the economy fyi
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
nothing in the rule book says a dog can’t run the economy fyi
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I know some of you watch the news too much. What I mean is, well past the point of being informed, & it’s giving you anxiety. Once you know what’s going on, for your own sanity, go do something else. Nothing happened so quickly that we must hang on every word, go play the guitar, or something. ☯️✌️☯️
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I know some of you watch the news too much. What I mean is, well past the point of being informed, & it’s giving you anxiety. Once you know what’s going on, for your own sanity, go do something else. Nothing happened so quickly that we must hang on every word, go play the guitar, or something. ☯️✌️☯️