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Ryan
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Just another Twitter refugee
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If you asked me to sum up conservative legal scholars in a phrase, I’d go with “interrupt their Friday evening to starve 42 million poor people”
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Yeah I'm gonna be honest, I'm not going to bat for James Comey. Best of luck to him but those chips can kinda just fall where they land.
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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There are 100,000,000 people who don't vote and when polled they say it's because the parties are too similar, but rather than try to tap into that pool the prevailing narrative among Democrats is "let's prove them right and try to get Republican voters to pick Republican Lite over Original."
September 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh
February 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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no surprise that the gradual rise of total legal impunity for rich people would eventually produce Trump and Musk. they were taught over and over that the rules don't apply and they can do whatever they want, up to and including an attempted putsch. in that case why not play for all the marbles?
February 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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As an adult I have watched Bush then Trump just do stuff and also heard for 12 years from Obama then Biden how they “can’t just” do 10 million things
February 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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if this is just a somewhat more powerful switch with one or two new features that’s really all i want. consumer tech has already peaked for the foreseeable future and all innovation is doing is eroding things and making them worse. just slap on a port that makes a new fun clicky sound and ship it
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Saquon sliding respectfully at the end... He's trying to single-handedly change our asshole reputation.
January 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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the world's richest man, who holds no elected office or appointment, just ordered the republican party to shut down the federal government, and they're complying. could not invent a simpler case in point. and the democrats on my tv are bemoaning bipartisan-negotiated line items lol
December 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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All three branches of government are now controlled by a rapist who campaigned on purging the country of nonwhite immigrants and driving trans people out of public life, supported by a Nazi billionaire, I think maybe you can ease off the Has Woke Gone Too Far beat for a while
Is making a guy with a white nationalist tattoo who says diversity corrodes military fitness the Secretary of Defense one big power grab
November 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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my plan to save the democratic party is to ask people what their favorite episode of the west wing is and if they have an answer they are banned from leadership positions at the dnc
November 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Throwing trans people under the bus is morally wrong and it would not do a goddamn thing to help Democrats, it would just demoralize the base even more.

Precisely zero anti-trans bigots are ever going to vote Dem. None. Not a single one.
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 4:34 PM