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Autumnal Cryptid 🌾
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Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid

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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”

Cashapp/Venmo: Mudfire4
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If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!

I’m sorry & also it will happen again
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."

child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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the linguistic trap of assuming labels are prescriptive components of personhood rather than descriptive endlessly bugs me. far to often you'll see "i can't do [X thing that i am capable of doing] because i am [Y label]" without consideration for the fact that the self is a process of refinement.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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perennial reminder: if someone positively references the essay "hot allostatic load" as explanatory or justificatory in nearly any context, you can safely assume without any further reading that the person has a long list of credible allegations against them without fail, especially if they're cis.
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS ON THE SKYLINE
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com

wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Can we get like a petition going or something to get the pope on here

I think he would be a great asset to this site
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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i told someone the same thing recently, i hope/ the funniest outcome is that it costs 100 US dollars and is absolutely terrible
a part of me hopes gta6 ends up being a huge flop like cyberpunk level flop cuz it would be so funny and maybe change the gaming industry for the better
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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how the sam heck did i miss this? mark duplass is an absolute gem 🖤
CREEP's Mark Duplass Launches Found Footage Fund For Trans Filmmakers
He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.
www.fangoria.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
“Our policy has been not to do this!” *

* until we face significant media attention & backlash that makes us look bad (to potential investors) so we change our policy without notice to cover our own asses. Also we still don’t have professional comms
Our policy has been not to comment on individual accounts. You end up having to litigate every case in public, and we don’t have the capacity for infinite debates in public.

Then there’s also the consequences such as the increased litigation and bad actors gaming your systems.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My profile picture is so fucking cursed lmao
I gotta reverse image search and find out what the hell it’s even from
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Joseph Beuys, Chinese Hare Sugar, 1979
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1119268
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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God its absolutely amazing how for all their technical expertise and coding knowledge, techbros from across the political spectrum keep getting defeated by one simple fact:

Their tech is nothing without people actually using it.
October 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bro this thread is fucking insane
It was a Johnny Cash song lyric in regards to an article ABOUT CASH
It took an entire month for anything to happen
This “threat” was more explicit than alt text on an image yet it got only 72 hours while Link is still banned

Why are they even posting about this????
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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They’re openly admitting they’re bad at moderation for the 192nd time while simultaneously letting us all know they’re a month (or more) behind on making moderation decisions.

WAFFLES
CORRECTION: The post was made on Oct 10. Due to a backlog in cases, our mod team didn’t review and take action until Nov 11, which is when we engaged with the account owner about the reason for suspension.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Reporter: Mr President, this story is saying that you spent several hours together in a room with Jeffrey Epstein and one of his victims

Trump: I don't know what you're talking about. I've never even been in a room
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM