Ms. Squishmallow
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Ms. Squishmallow
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It's amazing looking at individual UK Labour MPs, under a leader at a record 13% popularity, guaranteed to lose their seat next election, knowingly splitting the liberal vote, while the Greens surge, and still just loading asylum seekers into the furnace for the data centre like "this is Grown Up."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
people who conduct interviews are bad cmv
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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why a ball room tho? balls are kinda gay
October 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
understandable ngl
Bookshop find yesterday. Made a really embarrassing noise when I found it
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
If only there was some kind of large vehicle that could carry lots of people on a set route so people knew where it went. That would help so much with this.
Plug-in hybrid electric vehicles (PHEVs) pump out 5 times more planet-heating pollution than official figures show.

Running costs understated.

PHEVs emit just 19% less CO2 than petrol/diesel cars

Underestimate of emissions lets carmakers avoid fines.

Why do govts not corroborate industry claims?
Plug-in hybrids pollute almost as much as petrol cars, report finds
Analysis of 800,000 European cars found real-world pollution from plug-in hybrids nearly five times greater than lab tests
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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it makes us extremely proud to know that among @bsky.app's 2 billion posts, our hog was biggest
we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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FRIDAY!
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This whole thing has been so bizarre in finding out people actually like him
Jimmy Kimmel LIVES! Like and subscribe
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
fucked up
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need to figure out how to become a sea capitan
August 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Christian 1: well, we did it. No more pagan gods. A universal faith

Christian 2: sure is buddy. The holy gospel. God's truth. Just the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Who of course proceeds from the father and from the son

Christian 1: the fuck did you just say
August 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Even if he wasn't a TERF, the fact that Boyne is still getting nominated for anything is just fucking astounding. His book, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, was so bad the Auschwitz Memorial as well as multiple holocaust museums thought it amountsd to Holocaust Denial.
Keeping track of people withdrawing from the Polari Prize Longlist over the inclusion of proud self-described "TERF" John Boyne.

Let me know as we get updates on authors pulling their books in protest.
August 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I really need to watch this again ngl
METROPOLIS (2001, Rintaro)
August 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
N: ever
E: at
S: oggy
W: heat
N: Helsinki
E: Muscat, Oman
S: CDMX
W: San Francisco
N: Kizhi
E: Vladimir
S: Antigua Guatemala
W: Oahu
August 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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how the fuck do you take a job as homelessness minister and not think "hmm, maybe I should disclose my buy to rent property portfolio"
August 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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FIRE & ICE to be remastered in 4K UHD!
July 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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We don't have to push children into poverty.

We don't have to make life harder for the sick and disabled.

We don't have to aid and abet genocide.

For too long, people have been denied a real political choice. Not anymore.

Join us at yourparty.uk
July 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Pepe Le Pew’s scandalous behavior always made me distrust the French.
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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part of what made hitler so dangerous was that at least during his rise to power he really was not scared of physical violence and neither were any of his closest comrades. they'd seen worse. all our fascists know is bitching at each other online and melting down over petty drama. thank christ.
June 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I watched JOHN CARTER and this movie has about 500 times more heart than basically 99% of the blockbusters made in the last fifteen years
December 29, 2024 at 8:38 AM
how can we get the hulk bricked up again?
THE HULK HAS GONE SOFT
December 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Mongol emperor Genghis Khan killed over 30 million people in Asia while siring as many as 1000 children. Could tech entrepreneur Elon Musk do the same thing in the United States?
December 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM