Michael Shopoff
@mshopoff.bsky.social
Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
Rooting interests:
1. Indiana. What a story.
2. Ole Miss, because it would be such a delicious f you to Kiffin.
3-10: whatever
11. Texas A&M. The only team in the country I want less to win a natty is:
12. Oklahoma
1. Indiana. What a story.
2. Ole Miss, because it would be such a delicious f you to Kiffin.
3-10: whatever
11. Texas A&M. The only team in the country I want less to win a natty is:
12. Oklahoma
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Rooting interests:
1. Indiana. What a story.
2. Ole Miss, because it would be such a delicious f you to Kiffin.
3-10: whatever
11. Texas A&M. The only team in the country I want less to win a natty is:
12. Oklahoma
1. Indiana. What a story.
2. Ole Miss, because it would be such a delicious f you to Kiffin.
3-10: whatever
11. Texas A&M. The only team in the country I want less to win a natty is:
12. Oklahoma
The referees allowing that TD will go down as the biggest "the conference rigged that" call of all time
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The referees allowing that TD will go down as the biggest "the conference rigged that" call of all time
"The ACC champ misses the playoff, but the ACC still gets a team in" is the sort of chaos in CFB I love.
Unfortunately, it's also going to result in a 24 team playoff.
Unfortunately, it's also going to result in a 24 team playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"The ACC champ misses the playoff, but the ACC still gets a team in" is the sort of chaos in CFB I love.
Unfortunately, it's also going to result in a 24 team playoff.
Unfortunately, it's also going to result in a 24 team playoff.
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Ohio State fans: We'll do anything — anything! — just to make sure we don't lose again to Michigan
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a cartoon drawing of a hand with a purple background
Alt: monkey paw curls
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ohio State fans: We'll do anything — anything! — just to make sure we don't lose again to Michigan
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Curt Cignetti has Jupiter-sized balls
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Curt Cignetti has Jupiter-sized balls
COLLEGE KICKERS, MAN
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
COLLEGE KICKERS, MAN
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Attn: Playoff Committee
a man is sitting in a chair and saying `` do it . ''
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair and saying `` do it . ''
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Attn: Playoff Committee
That’s a heck of a return for a reliever
@JeffPassan tweeted
Trade news: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring left-handed reliever Jose Ferrer from the Washington Nationals for catching prospect Harry Ford and right-handed pitching prospect Isaac Lyon, sources tell ESPN. First on the scene was @andrewcgolden.
Trade news: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring left-handed reliever Jose Ferrer from the Washington Nationals for catching prospect Harry Ford and right-handed pitching prospect Isaac Lyon, sources tell ESPN. First on the scene was @andrewcgolden.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That’s a heck of a return for a reliever
Who ya got, Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Who ya got, Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
Techbros trying to make “Coach Box O Wires” a reality.
Whenever you're annoyed with Bluesky, click over to LinkedIn remember things can be much, much dumber.
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Techbros trying to make “Coach Box O Wires” a reality.
Not that obscure, but my wife gave me a personalized autographed ball from Pete Rose.
She was not aware that I fucking hate Pete Rose.
She was not aware that I fucking hate Pete Rose.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Not that obscure, but my wife gave me a personalized autographed ball from Pete Rose.
She was not aware that I fucking hate Pete Rose.
She was not aware that I fucking hate Pete Rose.
This is simple A Few Good Men stuff.
If you didn’t see survivors, then why the second strike?
If you didn’t see survivors, then why the second strike?
Important: WaPo is doubling down on its reporting on Trump's bombings, asserting expressly that the second strike was ordered "when" the two survivors were "detected."
Hegseth is suggesting he didn't see the survivors, but the question remains: Were they visible, or not? Time to see the video.
Hegseth is suggesting he didn't see the survivors, but the question remains: Were they visible, or not? Time to see the video.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is simple A Few Good Men stuff.
If you didn’t see survivors, then why the second strike?
If you didn’t see survivors, then why the second strike?
“What’s more virgin than a computer?”
Your listeners, Joe.
Your listeners, Joe.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“What’s more virgin than a computer?”
Your listeners, Joe.
Your listeners, Joe.
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LSU's search involved a loudmouth governor blowing up the whole process and embarrassing the university and state. They got the best candidate on the market. Penn State has had a very quiet search with limited leaking and they've gotten life lessons about how the universe gets swallowed by the sun
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
LSU's search involved a loudmouth governor blowing up the whole process and embarrassing the university and state. They got the best candidate on the market. Penn State has had a very quiet search with limited leaking and they've gotten life lessons about how the universe gets swallowed by the sun
The hurricanes were scared of the nukes
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The hurricanes were scared of the nukes
I benched Drake Maye for Lamar Jackson this weekend because I am a Certified Ball Knower
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I benched Drake Maye for Lamar Jackson this weekend because I am a Certified Ball Knower
That wouldn’t even buy out a Big XII coach
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos have donated $11.25 million to fight homelessness in the Washington, DC, area through their Bezos Day 1 Fund.
Bezos Donates $11.25 Million to Fight Homelessness in DC Area - Washingtonian
Can the donation make a dent in the region’s housing crisis?
washingtonian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That wouldn’t even buy out a Big XII coach
I’m SHOCKED that a Louisiana governor gave out a shady, extravagant deal
💰 The Louisiana governor said LSU would change how it does coaching contracts.
Then it gave Lane Kiffin a bigger contract with a bigger buyout, with an unprecedented clause to pay him a bonus for whatever Ole Miss does in the CFP without him.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Then it gave Lane Kiffin a bigger contract with a bigger buyout, with an unprecedented clause to pay him a bonus for whatever Ole Miss does in the CFP without him.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
What’s in Lane Kiffin’s LSU contract? $13 million per year, bonus for Ole Miss CFP success
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry railed against Brian Kelly’s exorbitant contract. Now LSU is giving Lane Kiffin a more lucrative one.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m SHOCKED that a Louisiana governor gave out a shady, extravagant deal
This won’t be a popular opinion around here but Manfred dropped the hammer on the Astros to stop other players from coming forward with how widespread these schemes were.
I genuinely would like a post on here to begin “this won’t be a popular opinion around here” and not have it immediately turn to shit and be insightful or challenging but unfortunately a lot of people are waiting to launch terrible posts with that disclaimer
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This won’t be a popular opinion around here but Manfred dropped the hammer on the Astros to stop other players from coming forward with how widespread these schemes were.
Kentucky Head Coach/QB Diego Pavia
Kentucky Head Coach Bucket O' Wires
Kentucky Head Coach Mike Bobo
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Kentucky Head Coach/QB Diego Pavia
Kentucky head coach Jimbo Fisher
Kentucky head coach Mark Stoops
Kentucky head coach Shane Beamer
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Kentucky head coach Jimbo Fisher
Lane’s next team about to set records for delay of game.
This has somehow become the biggest mockery in the history of the sport in a sport that knows about making mockeries
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Lane’s next team about to set records for delay of game.
Ok, If Duke wins next week, could the ACC champ get jumped?
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ok, If Duke wins next week, could the ACC champ get jumped?
HOW DO YOU FALSE START A SPIKE
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
HOW DO YOU FALSE START A SPIKE