Michael Shopoff
@mshopoff.bsky.social
Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
Trying to imagine a world where Texas misses the playoff but beats both OU and A&M... both of whom make the playoff.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Trying to imagine a world where Texas misses the playoff but beats both OU and A&M... both of whom make the playoff.
Hats off to Kirby, he absolutely ended the game with that onside kick
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hats off to Kirby, he absolutely ended the game with that onside kick
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Texas go 2 plays without a penalty challenge
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Texas go 2 plays without a penalty challenge
Blatant PI ignored on that INT
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Blatant PI ignored on that INT
Do the Texas receivers hate Arch tonight?
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do the Texas receivers hate Arch tonight?
Ok but is this the innie Pope or outie Pope?
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ok but is this the innie Pope or outie Pope?
Left the house when the Aggies were down 30-3.
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Left the house when the Aggies were down 30-3.
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
Just drove past an establishment called "Wanderlust Bridal Boutique".
two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word .
Alt: "I do not think that word means what you think it means"
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just drove past an establishment called "Wanderlust Bridal Boutique".
What in the wide wide world of Gatorade is with this court?
Rudy Gobert considers the 3PA, Target Center fans yell “shoot it”
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What in the wide wide world of Gatorade is with this court?
I can't believe not one of you told me there's a John Williams documentary on Disney+
I thought you were my friends.
I thought you were my friends.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I can't believe not one of you told me there's a John Williams documentary on Disney+
I thought you were my friends.
I thought you were my friends.
“He is eternal”
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“He is eternal”
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
My only question is, how did it take ownership 9 months to reach this conclusion?
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My only question is, how did it take ownership 9 months to reach this conclusion?
Finally got around to watching House of Dynamite, and really regretting that I did.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Finally got around to watching House of Dynamite, and really regretting that I did.
Reposted by Michael Shopoff
No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
Good lord, look at that Texas Tech defense.
🏈📊College Football's Most Efficient Teams
Opponent-Adjusted EPA/Play through Week 11
🟢⬆️➡️ Good Offense, Good Defense
🔵⬆️⬅️ Good Offense, Defense Needs Work
🟡⬇️➡️ Good Defense, Offense Needs Work
🔴⬇️⬅️ We're Trying Our Best!
Opponent-Adjusted EPA/Play through Week 11
🟢⬆️➡️ Good Offense, Good Defense
🔵⬆️⬅️ Good Offense, Defense Needs Work
🟡⬇️➡️ Good Defense, Offense Needs Work
🔴⬇️⬅️ We're Trying Our Best!
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good lord, look at that Texas Tech defense.
I can’t hear “Tusk” without thinking of the pilot for The Americans. That scene sold me on the entire show.
On Friday, Mick Fleetwood surprised fans by playing “Tusk” with the Trojan Marching Band. But Dr. Bartner, the 85-year-old band director who helped bring it to life and earned USC two platinum, albums also surprised Mick. Inside the very L.A. story of the iconic “Tusk.”
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
'It's our tune': How Fleetwood Mac worked with the USC Marching Band to create 'Tusk'
The idea initially sounded so far-fetched band directors thought it was a prank. But the collaboration became a sensation.
www.espn.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I can’t hear “Tusk” without thinking of the pilot for The Americans. That scene sold me on the entire show.
My entire timeline was looking for a 78-yard FG attempt.
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My entire timeline was looking for a 78-yard FG attempt.
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
"Penn State-Michigan State, Saturday at 3:30" feels less like an advertisement and more like a warning
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Penn State-Michigan State, Saturday at 3:30" feels less like an advertisement and more like a warning
My first thought is “Texas is in no way a top 10 team”
Then I look at all the teams behind them.
Then I look at all the teams behind them.
Defending national champion Ohio State is now up to 117 appearances all-time as No. 1, second only to Alabama’s 141.
The latest AP Poll Top 25: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
The latest AP Poll Top 25: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My first thought is “Texas is in no way a top 10 team”
Then I look at all the teams behind them.
Then I look at all the teams behind them.
The Texans defense may hold the Jags under 200 yards and still lose by 30.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Texans defense may hold the Jags under 200 yards and still lose by 30.
LSU just got strip-sacked by their own OL.
Absolutely no notes.
Absolutely no notes.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
LSU just got strip-sacked by their own OL.
Absolutely no notes.
Absolutely no notes.
A Jonas Brothers Christmas movie?
In this economy??
In this economy??
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A Jonas Brothers Christmas movie?
In this economy??
In this economy??
This Bama-LSU crew is gonna review errrrrrrything
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This Bama-LSU crew is gonna review errrrrrrything
Not incomplete - that’s a lateral
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not incomplete - that’s a lateral