Michael Shopoff
@mshopoff.bsky.social
Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
Got the players out there reciting the Act of Contrition while running wind sprints
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Got the players out there reciting the Act of Contrition while running wind sprints
This is just completely wrong, NYT
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is just completely wrong, NYT
"A second penis song has hit"
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"A second penis song has hit"
Ok, we’re starting a xxxxx week watch.
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ok, we’re starting a xxxxx week watch.
From the site for the “All-American” counterpoint to the American musical artist, this very not racist at all survey question:
October 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
From the site for the “All-American” counterpoint to the American musical artist, this very not racist at all survey question:
I volunteer as tribute.
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I volunteer as tribute.
Good lord, NYT. The appeals court did not prohibit *indiscriminate* stops. They prohibited stops based on factors of race and language - stops that are explicitly discriminatory!
You’re reporting the exact opposite of what happened!
You’re reporting the exact opposite of what happened!
September 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good lord, NYT. The appeals court did not prohibit *indiscriminate* stops. They prohibited stops based on factors of race and language - stops that are explicitly discriminatory!
You’re reporting the exact opposite of what happened!
You’re reporting the exact opposite of what happened!
Us olds stick to pictures, like this one of @hardywallbanger.bsky.social ‘s truck.
September 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Us olds stick to pictures, like this one of @hardywallbanger.bsky.social ‘s truck.
Poor bastard never saw it coming.
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Poor bastard never saw it coming.
Seriously, how is an umpire held accountable for this "ball 1"?
September 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Seriously, how is an umpire held accountable for this "ball 1"?
Kellyanne Lytal is one of the girls missing in the Texas Hill Country flooding. Please send prayers, and for those in the area please be on the lookout.
July 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kellyanne Lytal is one of the girls missing in the Texas Hill Country flooding. Please send prayers, and for those in the area please be on the lookout.
After “Love Never Dies”, I think this is more threat than promise.
July 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
After “Love Never Dies”, I think this is more threat than promise.
You merely adopted the darkness.
I was born in 100 degree heat in full dress band uniform.
I was born in 100 degree heat in full dress band uniform.
June 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You merely adopted the darkness.
I was born in 100 degree heat in full dress band uniform.
I was born in 100 degree heat in full dress band uniform.
