Michael Shopoff
@mshopoff.bsky.social
Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
Surely dates back to Oedipus
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Surely dates back to Oedipus
You missed your chance to do the hump
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You missed your chance to do the hump
They will play Texas
a woman wearing glasses and a tie is talking to another woman .
Alt: Legally Blonde: “What, like it’s hard?”
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
They will play Texas
Doesn’t matter, has hat
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Doesn’t matter, has hat
“If caught or recovered by a player of the kicking team, the ball becomes dead.”
Rule 6.1.6(a)
sportscollaboration.com/ncaa-rules-r...
Rule 6.1.6(a)
sportscollaboration.com/ncaa-rules-r...
NCAA Rule 6 - Kicks - sportscollaboration
NCAA FOOTBALL 2024RULE 6 - KicksnnSECTION 1. FREE KICKSnnArticle 1 - Restraining LinesnnFor any free kick formation, the kicking team’s restra
sportscollaboration.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“If caught or recovered by a player of the kicking team, the ball becomes dead.”
Rule 6.1.6(a)
sportscollaboration.com/ncaa-rules-r...
Rule 6.1.6(a)
sportscollaboration.com/ncaa-rules-r...
Texas also looking to clear the runway for other, superior SEC teams
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Texas also looking to clear the runway for other, superior SEC teams
Because you can’t run with it
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Because you can’t run with it
And Cignetti will happily ram that horn up anyone’s ass.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And Cignetti will happily ram that horn up anyone’s ass.
Iowa does not do performance art.
Iowa is a gritty, cynical realism that only the most jaded Trojan film school student would recognize.
Iowa is a gritty, cynical realism that only the most jaded Trojan film school student would recognize.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Iowa does not do performance art.
Iowa is a gritty, cynical realism that only the most jaded Trojan film school student would recognize.
Iowa is a gritty, cynical realism that only the most jaded Trojan film school student would recognize.
I believed that until Indiana shattered the ceiling
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I believed that until Indiana shattered the ceiling
He looks fit until Aaron Donald shows up next to him
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
He looks fit until Aaron Donald shows up next to him
That explains the pale ruddy chest
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That explains the pale ruddy chest
