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Miss Emily Anarchy
@msemilystarot.bsky.social
Newbie #tarot reader,equally amateur human.🇬🇧
Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out.
#DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main.
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a woman is sitting in a chair holding a crystal ball in her hand .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair holding a crystal ball in her hand .
media.tenor.com
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November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A reminder that we are not separate from the cosmos, but part of it.
AP photographer gave the northern lights a Kansas touch when the solar storms made a rare appearance
The whole event lasted about 15 minutes and faded away as rapidly as it appeared.
apnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Sometimes I worry about this little cat getting old (she’s 19) and Daz and I try eating anything with cheese or chicken in it and she moves faster than lightening, jumps higher than mountains and can push her way past an outstretched hand like a bulldozer
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#tarot Pg🪄+9⚔️
When faced with new or challenging problems, you might start worrying about every tiny detail. Not to mention the risk of failure, others’ judgement of you, etc, etc.

All of which is very unhelpful in actually getting stuff done.

Breathe. Give yourself a break. And just do your best.
yoda from star wars is sitting in the woods and says do
ALT: yoda from star wars is sitting in the woods and says do
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Baa-tificial intelligence
Sentient wool
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The File Of Damocles…
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Happy Birthday Sandahl Bergman! ⚔️
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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🎩 Here have a little timeline cleanse.

He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Online Safety Act going great, they brought in an urgent care doctor to caution the Brits going cold turkey from porn. She warns of mass insomnia. I wish I were joking.

Porn is not a drug. Masturbation releases the dopamine. Neither is bad. We are in the craziest sex panic of my life.
Adult content age ban causes serious health issue in young men
EXCLUSIVE: An age restriction ban on all adult content has left many without access and a medical expert has revealed that this could be a cause in a serious health issue for young men
www.dailystar.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I too would like to work from a stereo-sound robotic chicken
This is where I post from.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New on NBC at 9:

Law & Order:Ruff Justice
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
#caturday
Sibling rivalry. Possibly fighting over who gets to have the brain cell today.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Currently curled up reading under a blanket, with very gentle Christmas music in the background. Already looking forward to it.

I don’t want/need anything much this year other than to spend time with the found family, keep the season itself well, and otherwise curl up and hibernate. #yule #solstice
a fireplace decorated for christmas with a statue of an angel on the mantle
ALT: a fireplace decorated for christmas with a statue of an angel on the mantle
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This was the exact plot of Day After Tomorrow, which a substantial number of Very Serious Climate Scientists have told us wasn’t going to happen.

…which, incidentally happens in an awful lot of disaster movies.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
#tarot 6🪙+4🪙
Times are tough. So there’s an understandable tendency to cling to every penny. But money’s meant to flow: and not fixing problems or taking opportunities now can store up problems for later.

Do what needs to be done, and trust to abundance. And there’s never a bad time to be generous.
a woman in a red dress is sitting in a chair with money falling from the ceiling .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting in a chair with money falling from the ceiling .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Remember remember
Fourteenth of November
When we heard that Donald swallowed Bill’s cock
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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who has *not* always wanted their very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammer head shark
i ask u
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Is Charlie Brooker going to sue or just laugh his ass off?
#sanjunipero
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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this is going to end with so many people trying to Sext with Jesus
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I'm no political expert but this seems like a bad way to start your fundraising emails at this particular moment in time
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So they’re banning woodchippers on Bluesky now?

Luckily, I know exactly the guys for the job
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This is some evil, evil shit that is simultaneously shocking and not surprising at all
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM