Miss Emily Anarchy
@msemilystarot.bsky.social
Newbie #tarot reader,equally amateur human.🇬🇧
Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out.
#DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main.
Get a reading: https://msemilystarot.wordpress.com
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🪄Wands 🪙Coins⚔️Swords🍷Cups
Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out.
#DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main.
Get a reading: https://msemilystarot.wordpress.com
Reading legend: ⤵️Reverse ↗️Jumped
🪄Wands 🪙Coins⚔️Swords🍷Cups
Pinned
a woman is sitting in a chair holding a crystal ball in her hand .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair holding a crystal ball in her hand .
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Hey you!
Yes, YOU THERE!
Want a free #tarot read?
…you ain’t getting one.
But if you donate £10/$12 or equivalent goods to a local #foodbank or animal shelter, I will pull you a 3-card read.
£20/$25 gets you Celtic Cross or Safe Passage spread.
Read on:
msemilystarot.wordpress.com/get-a-reading/
Yes, YOU THERE!
Want a free #tarot read?
…you ain’t getting one.
But if you donate £10/$12 or equivalent goods to a local #foodbank or animal shelter, I will pull you a 3-card read.
£20/$25 gets you Celtic Cross or Safe Passage spread.
Read on:
msemilystarot.wordpress.com/get-a-reading/
My instructor:
“Now remember, lassie, always consider that 99 out of 100 people on the road, soon as they’re licenced, become total idiots.”
“So I’ve got to be the good one?”
“Nay, lass, the other one’s an escaped psychopath who’s TRYING to kill ye. Remember that, and ye’ll stay safe.”
…if paranoid.
“Now remember, lassie, always consider that 99 out of 100 people on the road, soon as they’re licenced, become total idiots.”
“So I’ve got to be the good one?”
“Nay, lass, the other one’s an escaped psychopath who’s TRYING to kill ye. Remember that, and ye’ll stay safe.”
…if paranoid.
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My instructor:
“Now remember, lassie, always consider that 99 out of 100 people on the road, soon as they’re licenced, become total idiots.”
“So I’ve got to be the good one?”
“Nay, lass, the other one’s an escaped psychopath who’s TRYING to kill ye. Remember that, and ye’ll stay safe.”
…if paranoid.
“Now remember, lassie, always consider that 99 out of 100 people on the road, soon as they’re licenced, become total idiots.”
“So I’ve got to be the good one?”
“Nay, lass, the other one’s an escaped psychopath who’s TRYING to kill ye. Remember that, and ye’ll stay safe.”
…if paranoid.
Reposted by Miss Emily Anarchy
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
#tarot ↗️Q🍷+9🪄+4🍷
Whatever's thrown your way, you're dealing with it and standing strong. That doesn't mean you're not getting battered and bruised in the process - and you've got a right to bemoan your lot a bit.
But that said, keep your spirit up: look for the good things that will come out of it.
Whatever's thrown your way, you're dealing with it and standing strong. That doesn't mean you're not getting battered and bruised in the process - and you've got a right to bemoan your lot a bit.
But that said, keep your spirit up: look for the good things that will come out of it.
a statue of a man carrying a large rock on his shoulder
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February 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
#tarot ↗️Q🍷+9🪄+4🍷
Whatever's thrown your way, you're dealing with it and standing strong. That doesn't mean you're not getting battered and bruised in the process - and you've got a right to bemoan your lot a bit.
But that said, keep your spirit up: look for the good things that will come out of it.
Whatever's thrown your way, you're dealing with it and standing strong. That doesn't mean you're not getting battered and bruised in the process - and you've got a right to bemoan your lot a bit.
But that said, keep your spirit up: look for the good things that will come out of it.
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We'll tackle this issue again in 80-90 years.
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
We'll tackle this issue again in 80-90 years.
Since ICE are having to go around collecting critical accounts, here’s a little song for them.
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlMA...
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlMA...
Nazi (Live)
YouTube video by Chumbawamba - Topic
m.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Since ICE are having to go around collecting critical accounts, here’s a little song for them.
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlMA...
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlMA...
Tell me how old you are without telling me how old you are…
February 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Tell me how old you are without telling me how old you are…
9. Trust your dog.
10. If you appear to be being followed by a string quartet, listen to what they’re playing and avoid any move that makes it creepier.
10. If you appear to be being followed by a string quartet, listen to what they’re playing and avoid any move that makes it creepier.
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
9. Trust your dog.
10. If you appear to be being followed by a string quartet, listen to what they’re playing and avoid any move that makes it creepier.
10. If you appear to be being followed by a string quartet, listen to what they’re playing and avoid any move that makes it creepier.
Yup.
FR / US: Mardi gras. 🥳
BR: Carnival. 💃🏽
IT: Carnevale. 🎭
UK… Pancake Day.
Rejoice and consume beige carbs.
Doesn’t quite cut it, does it?
FR / US: Mardi gras. 🥳
BR: Carnival. 💃🏽
IT: Carnevale. 🎭
UK… Pancake Day.
Rejoice and consume beige carbs.
Doesn’t quite cut it, does it?
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Yup.
FR / US: Mardi gras. 🥳
BR: Carnival. 💃🏽
IT: Carnevale. 🎭
UK… Pancake Day.
Rejoice and consume beige carbs.
Doesn’t quite cut it, does it?
FR / US: Mardi gras. 🥳
BR: Carnival. 💃🏽
IT: Carnevale. 🎭
UK… Pancake Day.
Rejoice and consume beige carbs.
Doesn’t quite cut it, does it?
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Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."
And.
Yup.
And.
Yup.
February 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."
And.
Yup.
And.
Yup.
#tarot ↗️⚖️+9⚔️+4🍷
When you're worried situations aren't gonna go your way, it's easy to become paranoid and gloomy - and ignore any good things that 𝘥𝘰 come out of them.
Trust the Universe: whatever happens, it's the right thing to happen. And keep your eyes peeled for positives you might be missing.
When you're worried situations aren't gonna go your way, it's easy to become paranoid and gloomy - and ignore any good things that 𝘥𝘰 come out of them.
Trust the Universe: whatever happens, it's the right thing to happen. And keep your eyes peeled for positives you might be missing.
a woman in a hallmark movie is looking at a bright side of things
ALT: a woman in a hallmark movie is looking at a bright side of things
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February 17, 2026 at 11:31 AM
#tarot ↗️⚖️+9⚔️+4🍷
When you're worried situations aren't gonna go your way, it's easy to become paranoid and gloomy - and ignore any good things that 𝘥𝘰 come out of them.
Trust the Universe: whatever happens, it's the right thing to happen. And keep your eyes peeled for positives you might be missing.
When you're worried situations aren't gonna go your way, it's easy to become paranoid and gloomy - and ignore any good things that 𝘥𝘰 come out of them.
Trust the Universe: whatever happens, it's the right thing to happen. And keep your eyes peeled for positives you might be missing.
Y'know, the #GOP have always said they were about serving women and children.
They just never said what sides they were serving them with.
(Dear sweet Freya in Asgard: y'don't think Chuckies' was THAT pizza parlour, do you?)
#Epstein #probablytimefortheguillotinesnow
They just never said what sides they were serving them with.
(Dear sweet Freya in Asgard: y'don't think Chuckies' was THAT pizza parlour, do you?)
#Epstein #probablytimefortheguillotinesnow
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Y'know, the #GOP have always said they were about serving women and children.
They just never said what sides they were serving them with.
(Dear sweet Freya in Asgard: y'don't think Chuckies' was THAT pizza parlour, do you?)
#Epstein #probablytimefortheguillotinesnow
They just never said what sides they were serving them with.
(Dear sweet Freya in Asgard: y'don't think Chuckies' was THAT pizza parlour, do you?)
#Epstein #probablytimefortheguillotinesnow
Et tu, Oriana?
Sembra troppo scontato...*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦
Sembra troppo scontato...*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦
Italy's 'Lovers’ Arch' collapses into sea on Valentine's Day
The popular tourist attraction was a proposal spot for couples and featured on postcards.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Et tu, Oriana?
Sembra troppo scontato...*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦
Sembra troppo scontato...*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦
VIDEO: 🇧🇷 🎺 🐶 Dogs samba into carnival spirit in Rio de Janeiro
In Rio, carnival isn't just for humans, with hundreds of costumed dogs taking to the streets for the beloved Blocao festival. This year, the festivities took place in Barra da Tijuca
In Rio, carnival isn't just for humans, with hundreds of costumed dogs taking to the streets for the beloved Blocao festival. This year, the festivities took place in Barra da Tijuca
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
I guess he's never met Stephen Miller.
In an interview that aired over the weekend Obama was asked if aliens were real and he replied “They’re real, but I haven’t seen them.”
Obama Clarifies His Aliens Are ‘Real’ Comments
In an interview that aired over the weekend Obama was asked if aliens were real and he replied “They’re real, but I haven’t seen them.”
www.forbes.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I guess he's never met Stephen Miller.
#tarot 😈+Q🍷
Ol' Scratch is a tricksy little bugger. And his favourite game is tempting you with things you'd wish for, but depriving you of what you actually want - or need.
With him pitted against the Queen Of Cups, don't let your negative emotions pull you towards things you wouldn't normally do.
Ol' Scratch is a tricksy little bugger. And his favourite game is tempting you with things you'd wish for, but depriving you of what you actually want - or need.
With him pitted against the Queen Of Cups, don't let your negative emotions pull you towards things you wouldn't normally do.
a man in a suit is asking what is it you desire from netflix
ALT: a man in a suit is asking what is it you desire from netflix
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February 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
#tarot 😈+Q🍷
Ol' Scratch is a tricksy little bugger. And his favourite game is tempting you with things you'd wish for, but depriving you of what you actually want - or need.
With him pitted against the Queen Of Cups, don't let your negative emotions pull you towards things you wouldn't normally do.
Ol' Scratch is a tricksy little bugger. And his favourite game is tempting you with things you'd wish for, but depriving you of what you actually want - or need.
With him pitted against the Queen Of Cups, don't let your negative emotions pull you towards things you wouldn't normally do.
Had (slightly less fluffy) kaiserschmarren in Vienna and thoroughly delicious
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Had (slightly less fluffy) kaiserschmarren in Vienna and thoroughly delicious
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A beautiful early evening #aurora substorm gave way to a parade of star patterns including the small trapezoid of Draco’ s head, bright Vega and Deneb and finally the queen herself: Cassiopeia. 🔭
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
A beautiful early evening #aurora substorm gave way to a parade of star patterns including the small trapezoid of Draco’ s head, bright Vega and Deneb and finally the queen herself: Cassiopeia. 🔭
Sparky, meet Greg. Greg,
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Sparky, meet Greg. Greg,
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
Reposted by Miss Emily Anarchy
Sunday Siouxsie 🖤🖤🖤
February 15, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Sunday Siouxsie 🖤🖤🖤
#tarot 🌟⤵️+10🪄
Ever noticed that even upside down, a star still looks like a star?
You may feel sick and tired, but to heal up, you need hope and faith. You just might need to search a little harder to find it. Spend today doing something you love with someone you love. No work. Recharge yourselves.
Ever noticed that even upside down, a star still looks like a star?
You may feel sick and tired, but to heal up, you need hope and faith. You just might need to search a little harder to find it. Spend today doing something you love with someone you love. No work. Recharge yourselves.
a black and white drawing of a man and woman hugging each other with a battery coming out of their head .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a man and woman hugging each other with a battery coming out of their head .
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February 15, 2026 at 11:22 AM
#tarot 🌟⤵️+10🪄
Ever noticed that even upside down, a star still looks like a star?
You may feel sick and tired, but to heal up, you need hope and faith. You just might need to search a little harder to find it. Spend today doing something you love with someone you love. No work. Recharge yourselves.
Ever noticed that even upside down, a star still looks like a star?
You may feel sick and tired, but to heal up, you need hope and faith. You just might need to search a little harder to find it. Spend today doing something you love with someone you love. No work. Recharge yourselves.
Reposted by Miss Emily Anarchy
So I finally watched PREDATOR: BADLANDS and it’s hard to think of a genre franchise that is getting it as right as this one. Three outstanding films in a row is an incredible comeback!
(edited because I miscounted).
(edited because I miscounted).
a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
ALT: a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
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February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
So I finally watched PREDATOR: BADLANDS and it’s hard to think of a genre franchise that is getting it as right as this one. Three outstanding films in a row is an incredible comeback!
(edited because I miscounted).
(edited because I miscounted).
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ACTUAL BEEF
A cow broke my back at my daughter's wedding. Not vegan since. Eat beef all the fucking time. Fuck cows.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
ACTUAL BEEF